Recent reviews by Blasbo

MAN, 75 METRES, RIGHT

It's cheaper than an engineering degree.

You can ♥♥♥♥ a skeleton in this game. Do I need to say anything else?

Luxury automated gay space cannibalism.

10/10.

After many hours of struggling against pressure, the limits of my oxygen tank and my crippling fear of open water, I built a submarine.

I was then chased by something ten times larger than the submarine.

10/10, would scream at sharks again.

There'd be a review here, but there's another settlement that needs my help.

This game lets you chase your squadmates around on an invisible quadbike with a grenade launcher. If that hasn't sold it for you, I don't know what will.

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game

10/10

Space. Space space space space.
Can't write a review because I GOTTA GO TO SPACE
SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE ROCKETS SPACE SPACE SPA-
Wait, I can build planes? Wait, ♥♥♥♥, why has my plane flipped over?
Huh, the centre of lift matters? Let's tweak that a bi-
Thirteen hours later
I did it! I landed my spaceplane on the moon! Wait, what time is it? Three AM? I'll go to bed in a minute, just let me finish this space station.

10/10 addictive SPACE game about SPACE

Whee, 2D Minecraft!

Just kidding. It's That One Game That's Like Minecraft, Innit?

Terraria is a two-dimensional game where you play as some poor chump dumped into an unknown land where everything wants your blood. EVERYTHING. EVEN THE CUTE SLIMES.
In standard sandbox fashion, you go craft stuff, mine for a few centuries to get resources, and then go build a throne room. Or a sky castle with a throne room. Or a throne room with a water feature. Or a lava feature.
Or you could go murder Cthulhu's Eye. I'm not kidding, this is a thing.

10/10