Hiii! my name is adam xDD I'm 12yrs young. I'm taken (((: happily by my 15 yrs young gf amy. she's my everything <33333 but i still flirt with all the girls in my class ;) shh. ;x i go to parties every sat and party at church on sunday, holaaahh! hahaha, i luv jesus. but idk i might be atheist. I'm bisexual but i'll never touch another by because it's a sin ;( i do weed and i luv lil wayne, and the jonas brothers. i h8 black ppl because they scare me.



who r u?

How to jerk off with a banana:
Take a banana and peel it to remove the fruit, or cut the end off and squeeze the fruit out. Eat the fruit, so whoever else lives in your house doesn't start seeing fruit in the binalong with mangled skin and put two and two together. Once you've removed the fruit from the skin, clean it out and fill it with your favorite lube. Wrap the skin around your penis, or insert it into the cut off end and proceed to masturbate. The thick banana skin gives a completely different sensation to hand on penis contact. You also have a handy recepticle to leave your hot sticky load in.

OPTIONAL EXTRA: Put the skin in the microwave for a few seconds before you have at it, to warm it up. Check how hot it is before you stick it in, or else you'll burn your ♥♥♥♥! (Trust me it hurts)

I love you... I just can't stop thinking about you... I really wish you noticed me.

Whenever I masturbate, I do a lot of foreplay. I write down "Precum" on a sheet of paper, and stick the pen in my ass. I massage my foreskin and put a grapefruit with the centre hollowed out over my ♥♥♥♥ until I start leaking. Then I begin the full grapefruiting, stopping when I'm just on the edge. I get on the table, and try to cross out the "pre" on the note with the pen still inside me. The pressure of it being presssed against my prostrate usually causes me to ejaculate all over the note. It reminds myself that I became a better person than before.

Hi! Few things to start off with =]

1. Yes I am directing this message to you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

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CHEERS!