BiscuitMind
Ben/Chris Golding   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
If you ever meet someone called Joel Benson, don't look at him, don't even speak to him. If he tries to engage in awkward conversation...run...just run. You physically cannot get away from him quick enough. There is literally no reason to for anyone to "get to know Joel" except from if you're part of his family and if you are I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry. I am a survivor from Joel Benson and my single goal in life is to make sure that nobody else has to endure what I had to endure during the time of torture that was being near Joel Benson. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't Joel. Don't even Joel. Joel and you're dead. He's fast. Faster than you can believe. Turn your back, look away, just don't Joel. Good luck.
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big Pjarp the funk shaman 24 May, 2022 @ 2:08pm 
nvm he's just pooed on it
big Pjarp the funk shaman 24 May, 2022 @ 2:08pm 
this guy just gifted me a front lawn! that's so considerate because i didnt have one
[AS] LinguisticBiscuit 12 Mar, 2021 @ 9:07am 
Why is this guy on my front lawn and what's that smell?
[AS] mike peenor 4 Feb, 2021 @ 2:44pm 
this guy ♥♥♥♥ on my front lawn??
big Pjarp the funk shaman 16 Nov, 2020 @ 11:48am 
took a big poo on my front lawn, 10/10 would play fistful of frags with again