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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 8:27pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:28pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:34am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 9:23pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:28pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 11:01pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 8:45pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:50pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 11:24pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 11:20pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 11:29pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 11:26pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 11:29pm



Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
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