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A small but dedicated player base keeps this game alive, the build and play style diversity can fit any niche.

Very fun game
I have more hours on the old client.

A fun and fast paced game with a high skill ceiling and a lot of replay ability. Tough as nails too, with interesting difficulty options.

its not very cool.

I played the game through the closed alpha till full release. I thought it was fun, mechanics that were unfair got fixed and it was really nice.
Full game comes out and it is complete pay to win, now you can buy steel and upgrade you gear to the absolute max.
I've seen just about enough of it. I've seen players on thier second reputation level but a gear score of over 110. I've seen Shogoki use thier oni charge and instant kill people at full health. Lastly and the most common i've seen people who get revenge instantly in every fight, doing triple damage and taking almost none.
Ok so lets say you go into a brawl a match where gear score does not matter, After your match they will most likely leave now that does not sound so bad but you neglect the fact that it is peer to peer, so you have to back out and find more teammates/opponent so that is going to be about 4-5 minutes of searching, another 4-5 minutes for the game to launch finaly, and when it is all said and done everyone is going to leave, and if they don't chances are you are just getting BM'd by your team or enemy, then you want to leave. Lastly the Singleplayer is ungodly boring, the only interesting fact about it is the new difficulty realistic, which removes all the guides to the game, so no UI. But even that is overshadowed by the sheer asinine amount of content that means nothing, not only that but is it rarly even challenge. The only hard part about the single player is the bosses that have four times the amount of health, have much higher resitence to everything, and can heal.

TL;DR game is pay to win and just unfun.

BRING IT BAAAACK

The game is very fun to play, balancing is done to a acceptable degree, I put another 400 or so hours into the game pre-steam

this game is an abusive relationship, it kicks your ass, and you keep coming back for more.
its also really pretty and sounds great

only game where you can be 900 pounds and still roll at mach speed
69/9-11

there is call of duty, which has homophobic 12 year olds that rage at you at your lack of skill
then there is CS:GO, which has homophobic 20 year olds that rage at you for your lack of skill and weapon skins