Drinkin' on the weekend like usual.
Sippin' beers with Cleveland like usual.
Joe and Quagmire said they passed us they doin' too much...
Can't control our actions we're too turnt up.
Man cave in the attic we got chips & nuts.
Lois caught me trippin' once okay so what?
Someone hit the lights i'm boutta' pop in 'US'.
Got a house in Quahog this sh#t too plush.
Had to leave work early, had to pick Chris up.
Said Herbert the pervert tried to grab his butt.
Asked him how'd he get inside the classroom son?
Told me he's a teacher now, damn that sucks.
Gone off a perc on the couch,
Didn't mean to whip out my bo*bs unnanounced,
Stewie got a head twice the size of his crib,
He be eatin' good and he don't need a bib.
Good thing I only had two talkin' kids,
Never gonna claim M.E.G. god forbid...
Man cave in the attic we got chips with the fun dip,
Passin' y'all the bowl but don't eat up all the funyuns.
Drinkin' on the weekend like usual.
Sippin' beers with Cleveland like usual.
Joe and Quagmire said they passed us they doin' too much...
Can't control our action we're too turnt up.
Man cave in the attic we got chips & nuts.
Lois caught me trippin' once okay so what?
Someone hit the lights i'm boutta' pop in 'US'.
Got a house in Quahog this sh#t too plush...
That was- that was cool Peter... I mean... you got some bars... but-
But what ya bastard?
I come with the heat everytime.
Uh!
Woo-hah!
Ugh.
That's my new ad-lib right there...
Woo-hah!
Ooh!
Heh ha-ha-ha!
What's up b*tch you know whats the token,
Lord o' rings but you know I ain't Tolkien
I'm smokin' that loud...
Pack!
Every mornin' I be tokin'
I wake 'n I bake now I'm focused...
I eat up yo ho's like I'm hostess!
I whip it I cook up the potion I sip the codeine now I'm movin' slow motion...
Sike that ain't me!
B*tch I'm Cleve',
Donna showin' me her cleave-age.
Nothin' but a thing,
Yes I'm 40 but I spit like a motha'-f*ckin' llama,
Hey como te llamas?
I'm askin' ya mama,
She said it's Alana,
I'll f*ck up some comma's,
I'm black like obama,
Stay hot; Alabama,
I'm done with the drama, B*TCH!
UGHHH!
Yeah, Peter my n*gga since day 1 & that's on the gang.
Yeah.
Donna got booty it wobble all over the place.
Yeah.
Peter my n*gga since day 1 and that's on the gang,
Joe & Quagmire make up the gang,
No new friends, outta my way.
Hit the future flow, gotta future flow, leave you n*ggas in the past,
Woo.
Used to have a show, now a n*gga don't, but I'm back with the cast,
Woo.
Brought my step kids, & my new chick, street need some black.
Woo...
Yeah.
Now it's turnt up, got it turnt up, I'mma do a little dance,
Woo.
Peter Griffin stayin' fightin' chickens what a weird circumstance,
Woo.
Ain't nobody else doin' voice impressions spittin' hard like this,
Woo.