@trens where r u

epic

Yes!

good lord i was outside POWER washing back patio.. and i just picked my nose and there were literally over 9000 things to get out. flung them all over my desk, keyboard, and monitor.
i asked myself the same question .. what does power washing have to do with my nose? it probably does not have anything to do with it, but I wanted to spice up my story with a power tool.

the power washing thing is pretty cool
makes a cool turbo like noise
and you don't have to do ♥♥♥♥ but squeeze the trigger. leaves, dirt, bugs, turds, cat puke, hairballs, shoes, crispy socks all just wash away.
clean as a whistle!

May I please touch your poop?

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