hello i am typing this out of pure and utter rage again because i just played a game of faceit csgo and it was the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experience i've ever had in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ game. we were destined to win the game because we were against a ♥♥♥♥ boosted level 9 who queues with lower levels to get to level 10 because he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog and he doesn't want to put in the actual effort and time to get to level 10 by himself and actually develop the skill to be a level 10 faceit player but whatever. we should have won the game. we SHOULD have won the game but we didn't. You know why? because the fifth guy in our team was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ troll from turkey who held W through A ramp and died almost every round. the game was basically a 5v4. and this guy had a 1.5k/d in the match room so idk how on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth he got to level 7 by holding w through smokes on a ramp and trying to zeus people. like i don't understand why people play faceit to troll and it's not even at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ point in faceit (level 1-3) i was level 5 and i dropped to level 4 and since i've been trying to get level 5 back but i keep encountering these obstacles i.e. mentally damaged european teammates who cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play the game seriously to save their life or they are just trolling. like no amount of smoke throwing or line ups or any utility usage can stop trolls from trolling in my team like what the ♥♥♥♥ is the point of me spending my time trying to do the easiest part of the game when it's all for absolutely nothing. there needs to be a euthanisation programme of all mentally damaged toxic csgo players i don't know why the ♥♥♥♥ they should have access to electricity or even have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house to live in the most they should be able to have is a mudhut or just be lying out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ streets like the dogs they are. i don't know why i decided it would be a good idea to start playing this game seriously because as it turns out no matter how well i do most games i always encounter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that single-handedly change the outcome of the match drastically. like how is one's mindset going into a game of faceit to lose. like what made my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog turkish teammate decide to throw the game? he probably spilt his shawerma on the floor and he was sad and he took out his anger and sadness on his team. like what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerate. and before you type oh "just get faceit premium" WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ should i have to PAY to have a marginally better experience in a game if anything it's a gamble. i refuse to give my money to a company that allows ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mentally damaged players (mostly from turkey, russia, serbia, france, spain, portugal, germany, italy, norway, sweden, denmark, finland, estonia, lithuania, latvia, belarus, UK, romania, greece, albania, any of the other ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ balkan countries because they are all identical to me their languages look all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ same, austria, kazakhstan, czech republic, slovakia, slovenia, hungary, iceland, faroe islands) to end up in my team and troll OR be smurfing with 3.79 k/d with 10 matches and 90% win rate just to boost their subhuman friends to level 10. i don't understand. I just doN'T UNDERSTAND. why do i have to suffer the wrath of mentally ill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who play ♥♥♥♥ at this ♥♥♥♥ game. why can't this game just cease to exist, so i wouldn't have to go to sleep thinking about every loss that could have been a win because of these down syndrome, NEET, 5'3, anorexic players who go out of their way to ruin my mood. I'm past the plateau of having reached global, matchmaking is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ for the birds it's EASY players in it are so retarded. Now that i play faceit i encounter exactly the same problem, another plateau and you know what it's not even my fault. sure, i can't be perfect every round and i make mistakes. Maybe it's all in my head maybe it's all my fault that i've lost every single game of faceit I've played maybe i'm the mentally ill ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that i've religiously described throughout this log of ♥♥♥♥ paragraph i've written. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.


-Jack "jiffy69" Whiffen @faceit_mikey