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10/10 would minigame again.

Great Game Considering it's FREE.

Why it's a good game?

1. If you're looking for a competative game, You've found it.
   (However this makes the community extremely salty, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED)
   
   
2. If you are looking for an FPS that involves stratagy and actual aiming, You've got it.
   (Yes I know, really a stratigic FPS where have they been!)
   
   
3. This game is great with friends, if you are stuck playing with this community you will be in for the hell that is CS:GO.
   (SERIOUSLY GET SOME FRIENDS IT'S SO MUCH BETTER!)
   
   
4. Developers of CS:GO don't look like they are slowing down anytime soon and ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THERE USERS!
   (Unlike COD you will actually play the game for more than a year before buying the new "best thing")
   
   
5. For what this game is (Bundles of fun) it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheap with no pesky DLCs hiding around the corner.
   (Apart from cases, i've already WASTED £400, please DON'T OPEN THE CASES!)
   
   
6. Although this game is based around Competative play, if you are looking for a chill session of a fun game, there are loads of other gamemodes and dedicated servers made by the community for even more fun minigames and gamemodes!
   
   
7. RANKING! Although the Matchmaking can be a little "frustrating" to say the least (mainly due to the community) it trys its best to link you with other players of a similar rank so that you can have a fair and fun close competative match.
   
   
8. Compared to other FPS competitors who will bundle some overpriced attachments to an already overpriced game, this games workshop has COUNTLESS and I mean A LOT of player made content, guides and tutorials and more FOR the hefty price of NOTHING!

Why it's a bad game?
It's not. It's the best game ever. THE END

1. Ok no but seriously, I think the WORST absolute worst thing about this game. Is the community, now i'm not talking about every player ever. I'm talking about the huge amount of hackers, smurfs and just complete c**ts that absolutely ruin the game for everyone else. This is why I said early, you will enjoy your time on this game a great deal more with some friends. (If you have no friends, get ready to learn fluent russian, you're gonna need it.)
   
   
2. EXPECT at least one salty f**k face that won't stop whining, to be on your team every game. Just get that mute button ready guys!
   
   
3. Ok enough about the people what makes this game bad, well the graphics are definately worst than the great FPS hits like Battlefield and Crysis as it runs of the Half Life 2 engine.
   (This is also a positive I missed out, though it is lower resolution it pretty much means any PC can run this game which definately helps when it comes to competative gameplay.)
   
   
4. This game takes practise, If you are one of those people that get frustated easily and stop playing a game because you seem to just not get it. This probably isn't the game for you, you need time and practise to really love and understand this game. People even warm up before playing competative matches just to have a higher chance of winning!

I really do love this game and the only issue I myself personally have with it is the community itself. Although you may have rough patches here and there, dealing with the odd russian or odd salty 12 year old, all in all it's a great investment in money and with a lot of practise you could be making it up to the big leagues, GLOBAL SON!

I GIVE THIS GAME 10/10 WOULD DEFINATELY PLAY AGAIN!

Love da story so far

This game was boring and extremely long. This game forces you to watch all of your NPC take there turns which can take up to 3 minutes and with the amount of turns you have one round can last hours. It's a boring and long strategy game!

YOU SHOULD THIS GAME CAUSE IT IS A GAME AND IT IS A FUN BUY THIS GAME YAY BADGES FOR ME!