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460.3 hrs on record (98.1 hrs at review time)
How to play Dead by Daylight:

-> Play Survivor,
-> Get Tunneled/Camped,
-> Die,
-> Be pissed because killer seems overpowered,
-> Play killer,
-> All survivors switch last second to a P100 character,
-> Survivors choose survivor sided map,
-> Get flashlight saved one milion times,
-> Lose,
-> Now survivor seems overpowered,
-> Log off,
-> Repeat the process next day,
-> Hate your life.

Do you hate yourself? Buy this game. You'll learn to hate everyone else so much more.

It's very difficult to determine if you're having fun or not.
Posted 7 May.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6.0 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
tas bue sus bro
Posted 17 March, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
13.1 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
This spin off is a completely different perspective of Dead by Daylight which ironically is better than the original game.
Design is cool, story attractive and not boring, funny as ♥♥♥♥.
10/10, spiritussy is worth 10 bucks 👍
Posted 4 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,524.6 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 16 January, 2022.
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