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1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted 3 January, 2016.
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0.3 hrs on record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd55XKGn7xE

8/10
Extremely short, 7 minutes to complete. Will make you think. I enjoyed it.
Posted 3 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zb9XlVWHkE

5/10
Boring, but something to do.
Posted 3 January, 2016.
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9.1 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
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This game is a blast. Heart pounding, rage inducing, boner intensifying fun!
Posted 28 November, 2015. Last edited 3 January, 2016.
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17 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
New game where you play as Mozart and attempt to kill angels? bishops? Unsure of which. They will light your ass on fire for sure.
6/10 too hard of a game for my pleb skills.
http://youtu.be/4TW0EzNci0A
Posted 3 July, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
This game is not Grand Theft Auto V.
This game is certainly not Grand Theft Auto V.
What this game is, $0.74. You could buy a candybar, or this game.
4/10 for the gameplay. Tenouttaten for name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_eyTh8KQO0
Posted 2 July, 2015. Last edited 2 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
168.4 hrs on record (94.5 hrs at review time)
Mom Killing Simulator 2015 is a game where you kill your mom.
There are many options on how to kill your mom.
Kill her with lazers. Kill her with bombs. Kill her with tears.
This game is a great deal at only 14.99 you can practice killing your mom until you are confident enough to murder your real mom. TENOUTTATEN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rriAr498CT0
Posted 26 June, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
This game made me cringe. -9.5/10
Posted 23 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.5 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
If you are a fan of the side scrolling Castlevania/Metroid games, then you will enjoy this game. If you are a fan of The Binding of Isaac, then you will enjoy this game. Every play is a randomly generated castle that features level design and enemies very reminescent of Castlevania: SotN. The dificulty is pretty descent for people like me who have trouble keeping up with a lot of things going on in game at once, some of the randomly generated rooms can have over a dozen enemies all with projectile attacks. Also features a WoW esque talent tree that allows you to use the gold you earned on your last play through to increase you characters skills, meaning that you can grind your way to an easier game play experience. Overall I would give this game 4/5 rating, thoroughly enjoyable.
Posted 10 March, 2014.
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