Recent reviews by Mum's Poop Sock

Really smart game. Some truly fun and rewarding challenges too!

My friends keep telling me there is a new season of FN, and I go "FN? Finals, Now."

PINEAPPLE BELONGS ON PIZZA

Edit. 2 hours in and this game is wonderful. Me and my wife copied the dances and had a fun time!

This is one of the most confusing UI's in recent memory. Everything is more complicated and they have removed some features and ruined others. Why do I have to manually click across to see every hunter I have? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

What have 343 been doing this last year? Certainly not understanding what makes a good Halo game.
I'm just going to list my grievances.
The sound design is TERRIBLE.Not only do all battles have an audio range of 50 feet, EVERYTHING sounds like dull mud. all gunfights are the same dull bassy thuds.
It would be nice to actually hear enemies behind me. I'm not joking, audio to my rear isn't played to my headset, none at all. This is also confirmed by some friends with the same issue. I have never encounters such bad sound in a game.
No game mode selector. What the heck? I want to play TEAM SLAYER with my friends, not some crappy unfun objective modes.
3 terrible, small Big Team Battle maps. This really shows how 343 missed the mark with what makes a Halo game. Each map is just 4-5 small arena areas seperated by rock walls, any battle can only contain 4-5 players and vehicles are so rare and useless. You have a small figure of 8 pattern to drive through each map which are all essentially bullet alleys.I have seen a tank once in the 10 hours I have played. BTB is supposed to be large open areas where tanks, ghosts and warthogs can go HOG WILD.

Truly a disappointment.

Stupid.
Fun.
Unfiltered.
Caotic.
Janky.
Soulful.
Joy.

I love this game.

Great game, heaps of fun, better with friends.

I got over it within 30 minutes then my wife played a few rounds and felt the same. Refunded at 38 minutes.
If it was $10 I can see the value but not $28AUd, that's a load of rubbish.

An utter mess.

Also a tutorial that treats you like a baby and goes on for far too long. 10 minutes into the tutorial I had to quit it. I know how to crouch walk, game, I've been gaming all my life.