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-- George Gobel
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Mal: "That sounds like the Alliance. Unite all the planets under one rule
so that everybody can be interfered with or ignored equally."
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Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century. Politics is about
surviving until Friday afternoon.
-- Sir Humphrey Appleby
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Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have
more lawyers?
New Jersey had first choice.
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Joe Swanson: [to Brian, who just joined the police force] Great job, rookie!
Cop #1: You're a real credit to the force!
Cop #2: Additional generic cop compliment, Brian!
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction.
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