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44 of 50 (88%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 1:33pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 12:57pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 4:19am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 4:27am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 6:35pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2015 @ 8:44am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2015 @ 10:43am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 8:49pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 29 May, 2015 @ 5:25am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 10:01am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 4:50am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 2:49am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2015 @ 7:13am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 1:30pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 May, 2015 @ 2:26pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 5:27pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2015 @ 7:24am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 2:49am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 5:15pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2015 @ 11:47am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 10:50am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2015 @ 9:07pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 2:56pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 8:10pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 11:25am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 2:49am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 6:17pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 3:24pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 5:12am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 1:58pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 1:39pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 2:11pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 29 May, 2015 @ 5:03am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 6:20pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 5:17pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 28 May, 2015 @ 4:18pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 5:04am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 9:09pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 2:59pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 1:16pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 6:37pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 9:49am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 1:16pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 6:13pm



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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