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CS:GO Review
If you like playing against hackers AND learning Russian in the same game you deffenetly need Counter Strike Global Offensive. Here are some things you will have to know before you buy CsGo :

1. if you want to play a game where everyone is supporting and helping you, better dont buy it because the tactics the other players have to support or helping you are mostly sentences like "i will **** kill you, you **** noob l2p" or the classic one "i f**** your mom".

2. if you want to play with those cool knife skins everyone is using ingame REMEMBER!
Knife in real life : 20$ Knife in Cs:Go : 400$

3. something you will realize after playing for a few hours is that almost every player under the age of 10 has f*** your mom at least twice in his life.

4. If you listen closely to what your team and the enemys yell in voice chat or write in the chat you will get at least an A+ on your Russian Exam. Which is nice.

5. If someone is better than you which happens sometimes, all you gotta do is write "f**** hacker" or "Reported" in the chat, not because it makes sense or hes acctually hacking, just do it because everyone does it.

Okay now you´re prepared for CsGo i hope you enjoy the game
Hollow

8/8 gr8 game
Posted 7 November, 2015. Last edited 16 December, 2015.
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