บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย jeep strangler

still not finished after 11 years

staring the titular character crysis 2

as crysis 2 you are a jc denton rip off and you can jump like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ micheal jordan and karate chop losers like chuck norris

as the story progresses you instead of killing delta force rip off spec ops agents, you kill squidwards in mech suits

eventually you get a totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sniper rifle and totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flamethrower rip off

in the next game you turn back into crysis 1 even though the games name is crysis 3

The game is very good if Uplay doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you with a cacti.

The main game is really great, it's like GTA but you are really a cop.

I really wanted to review the dlc mission with the zombies, because cars randomly pop like oranges when you get close, and most of the peds will outright attack you.

I plan on revising this, but i have to deal with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard with no ctrl button.

I know i've played this before somewhere, and it felt better back then, now when I play it, it seems kind of pathetic.

I love it, but damn, the platforming is touchy as hell.

Linear RFG. Not quite as good but not horrible.

Half-life.....on mars with a new destruction engine.

I took his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ parts, and sold them on the black market. Also, who buys an inline 4.

Something to use to waste time and cry about how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your life is. 10/10