*Toilet water splashed my anus*
Like, directly in there. I dropped a deuce and the back splash went directly into my still gaping anus. It was like my ass was thirsty and took a big drink. My inner-anus is chilled now as in the water cooled it down.
This isn't an AMA or anything. I'm just a dude sitting on the toilet with cold water inside of my ass.
That is all.

💯 💯 If pee 💦is stored in your balls ⚽️ 🏀... were is ♥♥♥♥ 💩stored 😂😂😂😂

Looking back I'm glad I chose you and you chose me. Looking ahead I'm grateful I'll be spending my future with you. Happy Valentine's Day!

Xmass merry boy kid man

Wanna get thumped kid

like the new background very cute

I was going to make a joke about nerd... but nevermind.

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if... what if i would have drank that pee?

Have a great week!

Happy valentines day cutiepie!

+rep Dank profile init fam

yea it me, u wont liek me wen im grean

Ima kut yuo

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leave this place

how dare you :O