sly
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Hi!

My name's sly, and I enjoy the videojames videogames

I like to alias a LOT. Mark me down as "sly" if I'm on your friendslist, it'll save you a lot of confusion.

:snake: Useful Links :snake:

My UGC Player Page [www.ugcleague.com]
My ESEA Page [play.esea.net]
My backpack.tf Page [backpack.tf]
My Twitch Page (MAYBE SOMEDAY) [www.twitch.tv]

:heyred: Competitive History :heyred:

:8bitheart: 6s :8bitheart:

UGC Season 16 :heyred: - NA Steel - Duck Sauce - (Scout) - 5-4 Placed 22nd
UGC Season 17 :winetime: - NA Gold - Guitar Heroes - (Scout) - 3-5 Placed 14th
UGC Season 18 :heyred: - NA Platinum - Sex on Acid - (Scout) - 1-3 Team Hiatus...
UGC Season 19 :winetime: - NA Platinum - Arm-Sized Thumbs - (Scout) 4-2
UGC Season 20 :heyred: - NA Platinum/NA Gold Merge - Sinful Six - (Scout) - 2-5 Placed 12th
UGC Season 21 :winetime: - NA Silver - Cold Ice - (Scout) - 7-4 Placed 2nd!
UGC Season 22 :heyred: - NA Platinum - secret bonus levels - (Scout/Leader) - 4-4 Placed 8th
UGC Season 23 :winetime: - NA Platinum - krongle dane fan klub - (Scout) - 6-5
ESEA Season 18 :winetime: - ESEA-O Central Conference - Guitar Heroes - (Scout) - 9-7 Placed 24th
ESEA Season 19 :heyred: - ESEA-O Central Conference - Guitar Heroes - (Scout) - 8-8 Placed 30th

:8bitheart: Highlander :8bitheart:

UGC Season 13 :heyred: - NA Iron - Golden Frying Pan - (Scout) - 3-5 Placed 79th
UGC Season 16 :winetime: - NA Steel - Glamour Squad - (Engineer) - 11-1 Placed 1st! NA Steel Champions!
UGC Season 19 :heyred: - NA Silver - Dissapointments Per Minute - (Engineer) - 8-4 Placed 2nd!
UGC Season 20 :winetime: - NA Platinum - grapeSquad - (Engineer) - 4-4 Placed 6th
UGC Season 21 :heyred: - NA Platinum - xO - (Engi/Scout) - Upcoming

:8bitheart: 4s :8bitheart:
UGC Season 6 :heyred: - NA Silver - 4skinz - (All-Class Sub) - 4-3 Placed 24th
UGC Season 10 :winetime: - NA Silver - shaking my head - (Scout Sub) - 5-2

:latch: Hall of Quotes :latch:

sly: match is at 9:30 est friendo
w9 spooky vyde: stfu ♥♥♥♥♥♥

dinner: You're a tumor Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna. Does that make me more than a man?

sams: 668
sams: the neighbor of the beast

rusty: taste STEEL EVILDOER

cardz: you best stop that "J COLE" ♥♥♥♥ and put on some "YOUNG THUG" or else i'm gonna suck every last ♥♥♥♥ in this olive garden

rusty: jesus man that's a nice bottle of water there to drink please just go ahead and sip it for me that's right perfect form there with the water bottle notice the 45 degree tilt wowee just keep drinking that water man, purified right from the alps that's some fresh water right there right there I say wow get in there

sly: if u had to pick one song to ♥♥♥♥ to and one song to die to, which would you pick?
cr0c: i'd pick the same thing, and it'd be gangam style

steven: bruh i'm so high
sly: do you ever think its called sand because it's between the sea and the land?
steven: do you ever think it's called sky becaues it's between the sky and the sand?????

sly: my uncle was in ape escape

cr0c: jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjjhjhjhjjhjhhjhjjhjhjhjhjhoroscope says my beenor will collapse in on itself and take the world as we know it into an unescapable event horizon

cr0c: betty crocker is a hooknosed hag bent on turning ur kids into human billiard balls with her brownies so she can win underground pool competitions by using them as remote bombs

cr0c: grocery store carts are actually ancient metallic talisman cages imbued with protective ward magic to safeguard you from the wrath of packaged food

cr0c: it is against the rules ordained by the ANCIENT TOMES


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corngog hubbart 4 Oct @ 7:46pm 
[Verse 1: Adolf Hitler]
I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
You have the Force to move objects, I am a force truly evil
Even went back in time and turned you wack in the prequel
'Cause look at you, you're not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version

[Verse 2: Darth Vader
You stink, Vader, your style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg, here, step in my shower
I'll turn all your friends against you, just my speeches breed haters
What's your lightsaber versus a clan of all your white neighbors?

[Verse 4: Darth Vader]
Suck my robot balls
Now, take a step back and let me freeze yours off
A little carbonite bath for your goose-stepping ass
We'll call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh

[Outro]
Who won? Who's next?
You decide
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corngog hubbart 4 Oct @ 7:45pm 
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Writer(s): Luke Silas, Peter Joseph Berkman, James Dylan Devito, Ary 0 Warnaar
corngog hubbart 4 Oct @ 7:44pm 
[Intro: wildkarduno]
♥♥♥♥♥, shut your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass up
You just mad 'cause you ain't never goin' up

[Chorus: 2slimey]
Lil' ♥♥♥♥♥, you a shrimp
She suckin' my ♥♥♥♥ in the crib
Me in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' tank
I'm in the block and it makin' it paint
I'm in the block and it give me the shakes
I'm in the big body, big body tank

[Verse 1: 2slimey]
Look like a quarterback, know you get hit stick
All up on me, ain't no gettin' your ♥♥♥♥♥ hit
Walk with a stick, you know he gon' whack 'em
5.56, this ♥♥♥♥ splittin' a wagon
.223 and it rippin' the Cullinan
Up in the spot and she suckin' a hunnid men
Sendin' a blitz and move like the Taliban
Light up the block and it look like it Pakistan
Cuttin' your hands, you runnin' and tellin'
Empty the shots and we shoot at your mom

[Chorus: 2slimey]
Lil' ♥♥♥♥♥, you a shrimp
She suckin' my ♥♥♥♥ in the crib
je suis en retard 22 Jul @ 10:55pm 
I bought the mega bundle…
je suis en retard 19 Jul @ 5:57pm 
sly are u buying the next hearthstone expac
corngog hubbart 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:34pm 
I pledge allegiance to the Cutie Mark,
Of Equestria's land, where friendship sparks,
With Twilight Sparkle and her friends so true,
We'll spread harmony, in all that we do.

With Rainbow Dash, we'll soar high and fast,
Fluttershy's kindness, unsurpassed.
Rarity's fashion, a work of art,
Pinkie Pie's laughter, from the heart.

Applejack's honesty, solid and pure,
And Spike, our dragon, forever endure.
Princess Celestia, wise and bright,
Guiding us all, with love's own light.

The Elements of Harmony, our guiding creed,
A world of magic, where dreams succeed.
In Ponyville and beyond, we take our stand,
Spreading love and friendship throughout the land.

So let us gather, bronies unite,
With My Little Pony, our hearts take flight.
We pledge allegiance to this colorful crew,
For the magic of friendship, forever true.