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I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
You have the Force to move objects, I am a force truly evil
Even went back in time and turned you wack in the prequel
'Cause look at you, you're not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version
[Verse 2: Darth Vader
You stink, Vader, your style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg, here, step in my shower
I'll turn all your friends against you, just my speeches breed haters
What's your lightsaber versus a clan of all your white neighbors?
[Verse 4: Darth Vader]
Suck my robot balls
Now, take a step back and let me freeze yours off
A little carbonite bath for your goose-stepping ass
We'll call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh
[Outro]
Who won? Who's next?
You decide
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Writer(s): Luke Silas, Peter Joseph Berkman, James Dylan Devito, Ary 0 Warnaar
♥♥♥♥♥, shut your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass up
You just mad 'cause you ain't never goin' up
[Chorus: 2slimey]
Lil' ♥♥♥♥♥, you a shrimp
She suckin' my ♥♥♥♥ in the crib
Me in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' tank
I'm in the block and it makin' it paint
I'm in the block and it give me the shakes
I'm in the big body, big body tank
[Verse 1: 2slimey]
Look like a quarterback, know you get hit stick
All up on me, ain't no gettin' your ♥♥♥♥♥ hit
Walk with a stick, you know he gon' whack 'em
5.56, this ♥♥♥♥ splittin' a wagon
.223 and it rippin' the Cullinan
Up in the spot and she suckin' a hunnid men
Sendin' a blitz and move like the Taliban
Light up the block and it look like it Pakistan
Cuttin' your hands, you runnin' and tellin'
Empty the shots and we shoot at your mom
[Chorus: 2slimey]
Lil' ♥♥♥♥♥, you a shrimp
She suckin' my ♥♥♥♥ in the crib
Of Equestria's land, where friendship sparks,
With Twilight Sparkle and her friends so true,
We'll spread harmony, in all that we do.
With Rainbow Dash, we'll soar high and fast,
Fluttershy's kindness, unsurpassed.
Rarity's fashion, a work of art,
Pinkie Pie's laughter, from the heart.
Applejack's honesty, solid and pure,
And Spike, our dragon, forever endure.
Princess Celestia, wise and bright,
Guiding us all, with love's own light.
The Elements of Harmony, our guiding creed,
A world of magic, where dreams succeed.
In Ponyville and beyond, we take our stand,
Spreading love and friendship throughout the land.
So let us gather, bronies unite,
With My Little Pony, our hearts take flight.
We pledge allegiance to this colorful crew,
For the magic of friendship, forever true.