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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:50am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:46am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:44am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:49am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:49am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:50am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:49am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:20am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:05am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:10pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:54am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:11pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:54am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:53am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:09am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:14am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:17am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:29am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:22am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:53am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:11pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:25pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:04pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:03am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:20am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:18am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 7:18am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 7:17am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:06pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:20am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:58am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:13am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:31am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:30am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:27pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 4:44am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 4:45am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 4:45am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 4:45am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 4:45am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 4:47am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:31am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:53am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 8:46pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:16pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:37am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 12:11am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 12:44am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:14am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:23am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:03pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:19pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:26am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 12:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 12:03am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:46am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:16am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:13pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:46pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 11:01pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:24pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:20am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:53am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 9:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:15am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:51am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:44am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:56am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:07pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:42am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:53pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:09am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:43am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:26am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:13am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:13am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:19am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:00am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:25am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:43am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 12:47am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:51am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:59am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 4:44am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:13pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:06pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:10am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:39pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 8:40pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:46am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:16am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:10am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:23am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:18am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:42am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:09am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:43am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:43am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:18am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:57pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:31am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:30am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:10pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:06pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
+12

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked