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2.8 hrs on record
Do not trust the car
Posted 22 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
57.1 hrs on record (23.2 hrs at review time)
I dove down a hill, rolled into a charger, which then launched me 300ft directly into a rock face, snapping my spine and killing me instantly.

Good game.
Posted 23 February.
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326.9 hrs on record (118.2 hrs at review time)
No other game in the last decade has seized me quite like this. Not since the days of Mass Effect has something sucked me into its story, characters, and world like this. This is the best game of the 2020's in a year of games that was already full to bursting with good stuff. Not only is this worth a full price buy, it's worth getting on multiple systems, to show everyone in your IRL circle why we choose gaming as our hobby. Larian has earned a lifetime fan from me. Support this company!
Posted 9 October, 2023.
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21.2 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
i hate you bees
Posted 14 January, 2023.
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65.4 hrs on record (58.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
deathsquitos can suck me from behind
Posted 6 January, 2023.
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6.1 hrs on record
It's just...brilliant.
Posted 9 September, 2022.
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200 people found this review helpful
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29.1 hrs on record (26.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I tried so hard to love this game.

And I do, I really do love the work that Tripwire's put in to evolve and refine the KF formula.

But I just can't take it anymore.

"Early Access done right" was one of the taglines for this game, and, ironically, it is one of the worst, if not THE worst example of early access I've ever seen.

Since the game was released into early access, there has only been 1 content patch. There have barely been any patches other than that. Early access games are meant to be developed ALONGSIDE the playerbase, effectively using them as playtesters. Not only has tripwire neglected this, they've outright BETRAYED the community. Most of the content coming out for the game won't be availible until release, which completely defeats the purpose of Early Access at all. They effectively just wanted your money sooner, so they didn't have to wait until the actual release of the game to hoard all the dosh. Sometime in the next week or 2 (maybe) there is another content patch coming. This patch, along with the last one, should have been added in the first MONTH of early access, not 7-10 months down the road with no news or updates. There was an almost 5 month period of NOTHING. No content, no updates, nothing.

Now, for the best part. Just today, Tripwire has announced microtransactions for Killing Floor 2. So, what we have now is a game that is BARELY 50% complete, and now, since the THIRTY-TWO CANADIAN DOLLAR entrance fee wasn't enough, they now want more of your precious dollarydoos for cosmetics. While many people will argue that since it is cosmetic, there is no reason to be upset, that it has no effect on your game whether you have them or not. Well, it DOES have an effect on the game. Effort is being taken away from ACTUALLY MAKING THE DAMN GAME to asking for you to fork out more hard earned cash to fill their already inflated pockets.

Please understand, I love Killing Floor, and I love what Tripwire has done in the past, but for now, I'm done with this game. This was one of the games I was hyped for more than other in 2014 and this past year, but now, I probably won't be touching it until it comes out. If it ever comes out.

Please, if you haven't bought it already, please refrain from doing so, at least until the proper release. There isn't enough content for the price and it won't take long before TW is asking for more of your money.
Posted 23 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
64.6 hrs on record (34.1 hrs at review time)
At first I couldn't get into it, because I was playing alone. But once I started playing with a friend, I really began to appreciate just how good it was. There's a dizzying amount of guns and their all fairly balanced, though some were significantly underpowered for their level. I'm definately excited for the pre-sequel, and I am definately going to give this another playthrough
Posted 5 August, 2014.
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106.4 hrs on record (97.4 hrs at review time)
This is one of the greatest games ever made. Period
Posted 8 March, 2014.
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2,183.9 hrs on record (1,925.1 hrs at review time)
Changing my review to negative. Do NOT play this game in its current state. It is riddled with bots who hack, kick players, and generally make casual COMPLETELY unplayable. I love this game. It raised me and got me through my darkest teenage years and it breaks my heart to see it left to die like this. Valve. Even if you're done making your own content for this game, please take the time to fix it for the fans that grew up with, supported, and made this game their home for nearly 20 years. #FixTF2
Posted 6 March, 2011. Last edited 3 June.
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