Mango

im not a ♥♥♥♥ sorry bro

-rep sucked his balls but he wouldn't suck back ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro pain

>Empire of Britannia
AHHHHHHHHH WHAT COULD HAVE BEEEEEENN
*sobs uncontrolably*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NAPOOPENA WHY DIDN'T YOU WIN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥
YOU COULD HAVE BEATEN RUSSIA IF YOU WEREN'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DUMB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU STOLE MY FUTUIRE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

braaaaaap

did you forget to take your meds again

*owns powns and lays you the ♥♥♥♥ flat*

This shall be a mercy...

Filthy rats!

You disgust me.

omop hitler is bad D:<

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I aint gay but if its with attila god will understand

FUG

You're a no-skill backstab fishing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that would stand no chance against me whatsoever if you'd upgrade from your potato to an actual router.

boko

my house is made of doors ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it's called art

bro how many doors does your house have wtf

-rep stole 398 keys from me ♥♥♥♥ you man i spent all my birthday money on them

Me and my best bro used to play this game where we suck each others' ♥♥♥♥♥ and call the person who ♥♥♥♥ first a ♥♥♥. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total ♥♥♥ he is. To this day I've acumulated over 1200 victories in this battle of skill and edurance, not only over my best bro, but over hundreds of other chalengers. Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a ♥♥♥.

So next time you decide to try to berate me by claiming I'm a ♥♥♥ for watching anime just remember I doubt you could suck off a ♥♥♥♥ even half as well as I can. ♥♥♥

sexist windbag who misgendered me as a "white man", do not trust, he will cause you PTSD and will invade your safe space

This bloke is a notorious scammer and an outright homosexual. Do not trust this netflix loyalist as he will cheat you and steal your penis. Be very careful.

Happy🙌 SPANKSgiving🍑💥you tasty thot👅💦Get ready for a stuffing👌🏼I am thankful🙏for that ass👀just like the pilgrims🎩and the indians🏕you will gobble🦃gobble😋gobble✔️on that ♥♥♥♥😩🍆ONLY😤if you send📬this to BAD BIRDS🦃💦😎if you get 0 back you a mashed HOEtato😐 if you get 5 back you got a MOIST turkey 💦👅if you get 10 back you gonna be wish boned🍗❗️🍗If you don't😳send📩 this to 10 HOES👯you won't get ANY😱♥♥♥♥ for DICKember☃💋 and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😈😏👅🍆

the only hope for you is to wise up now and do some self-adjustment and self-reflection in your head so that your sense of humor is more in alignment with mine. until/unless you do that you are royally ♥♥♥♥♥♥. remember, you always have the other option which is to physically do something about it you weak ♥♥♥♥♥ and every time you will be shown your weakness so plainly that it will make you laugh, you will laugh at yourself for ever thinking you could test me on a bad day with one hand tied behind my back, foolish dog.

if you dont like me you can easily find my addres online and come try to kill me. you will fail and i will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dismantle you and put you in a wheelchair so you will always remember the day you chose to take up arms against your betters. your nothing to me... no, your lower then nothing. you are subhuman scum and i am a POWERGOD. if you dont think im funny let me know where you live so i can come put a railroad spike through your CHEST after i kill your pets in front of you. idiot ♥♥♥♥. you laying one finger on me is like a plumber with dirty hands rubbing them all over the sistine chapel--i am so pure and you are such JUNK.

Why is four afraid of five?

(4+5) = 9

(4*5) - (4+5) = 11

9/11

hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃♥♥♥♥🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

i'm a basilious not a girl GET IT RIGHT YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOBODY

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👻👻👻BOO!! Sorry did I scare you??😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌚 u kno what that means 😏😏SLUT-O-WEEN 😼 send this to 5 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😝 if u get 5 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ 👄👀 but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest 👻 slut on the block 🎃👻👽🌚😈💗😩⚠️✂️🔮💯

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

ｅｎｏｕｇｈ  ｆｏｒ  ｄｏ  ｍｙ  ｐｏｗｅｒ

But he likes ntr

:(

Excuse me please refrain from posting on my >'''''boy'''''''™ friend's steam page, thank you very much : )

tyty

hapy bdhay attial ur in france so im not late!

I'm sick of you French people telling us French-Canadians what a real French person is. I've been to Paris and Lyon and you're nowhere near as French as us in Montréal and Québec city. In your bars I've witnessed you watching British football teams and listening to American bands with not a bottle of pastis or plate of Escargot in sight. Come to Canada to be reminded what being French is all about. It seems you've forgotten true French pride.

:DD

attila, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you.

YO! ya-yo, ya-yo

Dreamin', don't give it up Luffy
Dreamin', don't give it up Zolo
Dreamin', don't give it up Nami
Dreamin', don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up give it NO!

Here's how the story goes we find out
About a Treasure in the Grand Line
Theres no doubt, The pirate whose eye is on it
He'll sing I'll be King of the Pirates
I'm gonna be king

Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, ho-ho

His name is Luffy
That's Monkey D. Luffy
Gonna be king of the pirates!
He's made of rubber - how did that happen?
Yo-ho-ho he took a bite of Gum Gum

Ya-yo, ya-yo

His name's Zolo, He's just like a samurai
And a L-A-D-Y Nami's not shy
The pirate crew coming through, doin' their thing,
With the king of the pirates, he's gonna be king!

Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, hoo-hoo

Set sail for One Piece, it's the name of the treasure in the Grand Line!

Ya-yo, ya-yo

Set sail for One Piece!

ME AND MY BF A FEW WEEKS AGO HAD ANAL SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME AND DURING THE PROCESS IT DID NOT HURT BUT AFTERWARDS AS I WENT TO USE THE BATHROOM THATS WHEN I DISCOVERED A GOOEY CLOT THAT WAS SOMEWHAT CLEAR, LOOKED LIKE SNOT, AND HAD BLOOD IN IT THAT CAME FROM MY BUTT. I WAS HISTARICAL AND SO SCARED I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THAT MEANS OR IF ITS DANGEROUS BUT ID LOVE TO KNOW IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE TELL ME. I HACENT SEEN A DOCTOR YET OR EVEN ASKED ONE WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED IT BECAUSE I JUST MOVED FROM MICHIGAN DOWN TO MISSOUR. CAN ANYBODY SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS OR WHAT ITS FROM. BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT SOMETHING WAS DAMAGED UP THERE AND I COULD BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE

YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

!teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;))

whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s

let us waggle it

AAAAAAAAAAA

looking4ppl to join my profesional hl team post this onto some othe sweaty kids profile and lets from the ultimate sweat tf2 comp team!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

very

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. ♥♥♥♥ YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

wwe is better than anime you nerd

are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head mate?