10:43 - formaldehyde on the rocks: be brave and pass the whiskey
10:43 - /4/: p-p-pp-p--p-p-pass the whiskey
10:44 - formaldehyde on the rocks: 8)
10:44 - /4/: be brave and you get to be the giant rat now
10:45 - formaldehyde on the rocks: wooo

16:10 - sn/4/ke: my cooking oscillates between idiot-savant and just idiot

20:40 - Ibbons: Bagpipers show up in random places
20:40 - Cadillac Heights, Dallas: k. so faux-busking
20:41 - Ibbons: I think it's a kind of time-space continuum intereference thing
20:41 - Ibbons: They just zap into existence, play loudly
20:41 - Cadillac Heights, Dallas: they bring good fortune
20:41 - Ibbons: It can be anywhere
20:41 - Ibbons: Hearsall Common
20:41 - Ibbons: In your bathroom
20:41 - Ibbons: Wherever
20:41 - Ibbons: Them once temporal equilibrium is restored, they blink back out of existence

19:44 - 4hp 蛇: it's feminism but you're sorry for being white

[17:45] Jason: The yeast ate 1.5kg of honey
[17:45] thanks meat cat: must have been quite hungry and died in its own poop
[17:46] Jason: They do die in their own waste, yes
[17:46] thanks meat cat: a lovely little metaphor for humanity. maybe there's a space beast that drinks CO2 and plastic

[22:28] Jason: Just don't advertise that on Tinder
[22:28] a hell of a dead end: "man seeking woman for boutique 2008 fuzz pedal repair"

[23:35]
Jason:
I'm making the worlds first synth chair
Synthesis is a rabbit hole
It really is
I'll come back to the true path
Anyway
Who needs friends
When you have lots of synth friends
To accompany you
Synth friends never say mean things
Unless your digital synth decides it's time for an incisive Nietzsche quote
But that's why you stick to analogue

"to make pancakes from scratch, first you must invent the universe" - apparently 4hp was quoting someone else but ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥ it's still funny, 2015

-Th.G- 13thDoctor: I fear no man, but those camper pissants... they scare me

"If I him you ill me" - PDaC, 2015

01:08 - The Gibbons: Over Iran now
01:09 - The Gibbons: Next up, Iraq!
01:09 - Avatar of Blues Dad: you have internet on the plane?
01:10 - The Gibbons: Yeah
01:10 - Avatar of Blues Dad: crazy
01:11 - The Gibbons: Emirates, A380 got all the bells & whistles
01:11 - Avatar of Blues Dad: what has the world come to
01:12 - The Gibbons is now Online.
01:12 - The Gibbons: Satellite

-Th.G- KillaHertz: WHAT IS SEY
-Th.G- Attack Fungus!!: BABY DON'T POOTIS
-Th.G- Attack Fungus!!: DON'T POOTIS
-Th.G- Attack Fungus!!: NO SPAAABPS IS SPAAABSPTS
-Th.G- KillaHertz: You should come with a warning lable

01:20 - *REDACTED FOR PRIVACY*: dud eu@m dfukcijg drunj

01:21 - Condor Patch: pb is no more
01:21 - dead pigs can't fly.: they couldn't obtain the condor patch. DUN DUN DUUUN

gold star for trying.: hai I have a guitar it sounds like crap but is guitar

Tuesday, 20 August 2013
21:38 - just tryin' ta live: ♥♥♥♥
21:38 - just tryin' ta live: MY PANTS ARE BACKWARDS
21:38 - just tryin' ta live: wrong chat
21:39 - when do you want it? fry's dog!: that's got to be the best way to start a conversation Ive ever seen

15:26 - 4hp #UK monday: if you eat a pope, what do you get?
15:42 - Trust The Fungus™: dunno
15:42 - 4hp #UK monday: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

23:10 - The Stretchy Banana Murderer™: let me guess, the ref will pull a penalty of his ass for the germans
23:10 - The Stretchy Banana Murderer™: stallone will save it
23:11 - DOCTER IS GPS: a minute to go
23:11 - DOCTER IS GPS: JESUS BALLS YOU CALLED IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PENALTY
23:12 - DOCTER IS GPS: YOU SHOULD WRITE MOVIES
23:12 - The Stretchy Banana Murderer™: "this is getting toooo easy, mate."