"Hi, im a priest that molests children, don't bring your kids to church unless you wanna bring me a present. What they call sinning, I call winning. " - LOL. That describes me so well.

Bio [WARNING! BORING!] | I like to eat mangoes, noodles, and tons of cake. But sadly, I have no muscles...except in my arms; masturbation and epic fruit eating skills with my hand. I don't really have a life. I sit infront of a computer most of the time. Maybe once in a while, I'll go take dump and think about my ULTIMATE PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!