Recent reviews by art1st1x

game makes me happy when i am not :)

I wish I could spend 20 silver to make the game run better.

Messmer trained all the enemies through Dance Dance Revolution. Every fight is the sickest dance battle imaginable.

I want my 29 minutes back.

This is everything your action-adventure gacha game of choice wishes it could be, but without the monotony of soul-sucking microtransactions. The artstyle is great (as to be expected of anything GBF), the story is action-packed and well-paced, and combat is the most cracked-up raid boss bullet hell thing I've seen in a RPG. This game is truly focused on providing enjoyment to the player and you can bet it does in every corner you can find yourself peeking in.

Checklist of Features
- Monsters
- Hunters
- A World

Yep, this is definitely a Monster Hunter: World.

You can be the guys from those early 2000s stickman fighting animations and whip out an arsenal of wacky attacks in what I can really only describe as frame-perfect fighting game chess.

i wish the mothership was my real mom

Have you ever wanted to gun down eldritch abominations and explore the unfathomable horrors of Europa, all while maintaining your submarine and your sanity? If your answer is no, I don't want to be friends with you.

To sum this game up, you and your buddies (or bots) have to pilot a submarine through the depths of the previously-mentioned moon of Jupiter, gaining cash money and upgrading to go deeper and deeper until deep doesn't have a meaning anymore. Sounds fun, right? That's because I didn't say anything about what monsters lurk in the deep dark sea-- there's a lot of them, and they only get scarier and tougher to take down as you progress.

The game doesn't have too much of a direct narrative, but there are story-like quests and a very vast world to explore. You'll be meeting interesting groups such as; the big-bad government, small and disorganized rebel forces, a cult that wants to turn everyone into parasite zombies, and a group I can really only describe as "the entire circus."

I love this game, and you probably will too if any part of what I just said sounded fun to you.

Mama-mia this-a game is so-a spectacular it make me drop-a my pile-a spaghetti after playin' it turned me Italian! WAHOO I am now-a the spaghetti man that runs-a up-a da walls and smashes de pepperonis. WAAAAAAAA

Please help me I don't want to be the pizza guy anymore