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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:13am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:19pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:13pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 3:15pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 8:07am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:50am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:19am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 7:17am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 12:22pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:10am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 6:40am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:05am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 1:30pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 7:26am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:14am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 7:44am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 5:35am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:40am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 2:58pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 1:03pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:38pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:40am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:39pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 2:34pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 1:47pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:54pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:57pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 2:06pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 1:59pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 2:42pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 12:46pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:08pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:10am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 5:40am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 2:58am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 5:56am



Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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