One time i was home alone and i thought to myself how do i get some good ♥♥♥♥♥, thats when i realised i would never get any because i ride a scooter. I then thought to myself why dont i just have mad sex with my scooter? So then i got a sign saying shaqesha and put it on my scooter. Now imagining my scooter being a hot latino, i proceeded to lube up the end of my bars and the insides of my wheels ready for my hot pulsating ♥♥♥♥. I then stuck my fat wanger into the end of the bars, but when i tried to thrust i found out my penis was very, very stuck. I then had to call my parents and tell them what had happened. They then called me a "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot", this really offended me so i decide to leave home with my ♥♥♥♥ still stuck in shaqesha. I only made it about 12 steps before people started laughing at me. Thats when i put my headphones in and started blaring "pumped up kicks", i pulled out the gun i kept on me at all times and started shooting everyone in sight.