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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:47am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:07am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:45am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:54am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 11:29pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:08am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 11:59pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:11pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:09am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:09am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:09am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:00pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 12:56am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:11pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:58pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:10pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 2:54am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:59am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 3:31pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:36pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 12:57pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 1:15pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:44am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:44am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:08am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:53am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 12:18am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:22am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:54pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:34am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:52am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:33pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 5:05am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 9:44am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 5:06am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:50pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:17am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 12:56am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:44am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:46am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:35am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:54pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 2:48am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 2:50am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 9:11am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 8:50am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 10:01pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:37am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 9:11am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:16am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:09am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:28am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 9:08am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:06pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:47am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:49am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:49am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:08am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:11pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 3:18am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:24pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:55pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 6:56am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 4:28pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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