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1,409.5 hrs on record (462.9 hrs at review time)
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Posted 25 November, 2021.
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Posted 14 August, 2021.
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1,260.1 hrs on record (388.6 hrs at review time)
> wake up on beach alone, naked and starved
> wander around
> meet some guys dressed up in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gear holding AK-47s
> "HEY YOU, NAKED!"
> I come
> "Follow us, you're our prisoner now"
> they bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
> "SING FOR US!"
> sing my best Celine Dion songs
> "Well, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless, aren't you?"
> "BRING HIM INTO THE THUNDERDOME!"
> waitwhat.jpeg
> they bring me into a prison with another naked freshspawn
> "NOW FIGHT!"
> me and the naked fight intensely with rocks
> I kill him, everyone screams "ALLAHU AKBAR!" in bad middle-eastern accents
> they bring me outside the thunderdome for a break
> one ISIS-clan member leaves the base and I run outside while the door is open
> being shot at by AK-47s while zigzagging
> I escape to the dessert biome

Then I left Egypt, bought Rust and the same thing happened to me ingame.
Posted 27 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
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Posted 21 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Nominated for the “Best Use Of A Farm Animal” Award!
Posted 26 November, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
3,192.9 hrs on record (1,174.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
When I first started Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, I was a little overwhelmed, as my first first-person shooter game it was pretty complicated. I soon started to pick up the mechanics like crosshair placement and pre-aim. Before I knew it, I was performing лучше and better. I stopped making silly ошибки and я got vastly better at not кормление the enemy команда. For the наибольшую part, everyone I've met was very helpful and хороший, there есть the иногда рывок however. As я по-прежнему play CS:GO все более и более, я уверен, что я буду продолжать совершенствоваться. Я рекомендую эту игру всем! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥…
Posted 8 April, 2016.
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