Ex-mobster turned legit (mostly). Massage therapist by day, gamer by night. Trying to stay outta trouble, but my kill-death ratio might say otherwise. If you see me in-game, don’t worry—I’m more interested in virtual hits these days.

Favorite pastimes include: avoiding my cousin Tony, reminiscing about the "good old days," and wondering how the hell I ended up here. Add me if you want to team up or need a massage (virtual only, of course). Let's game like we're in the Bada Bing—minus the strippers and FBI surveillance.