epic panda
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RIP Bam Margera


I am the shipwreck with its scattered and soaked wood littering the ocean like a nest of roaches. The water smothers me patiently, and it waits to feel my body on the ocean floor.

I am the captain. I stand on my ship, never leaving its side, for tonight I sleep in a shark's stomach. The tears and rain both hit my face, as I lay on the deck and wait to drown.

I am the thunder. Hear me roar as I deafen all. I conduct my orchestra as loud as possible and conclude with a violent smash. I am washing the splinters from within my heart and I scream as it pumps. I let my lungs fill with water as the broken bath tub leaks.
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Big Crawfish 31 Aug @ 3:30pm 
tell quadalupe "you are a ♥♥♥, abandoned pistol round, ♥♥♥♥♥ made mental, also talks with a lisp." thanks
*<] ethanxfortnite_awesome2013 27 Jun @ 5:17pm 
Technically, I've calculated it all down to the number. I've been b-hopping for well over 2 weeks now and I have assured that neither sync meter OR ssj matters in bunny hopping. The simple equation to plug into your TI Texas Calculate-83 is "Sync divide by SSJ equals to Time of specific run on bunnyhop map". It is a specific equation that's taken a while to think of, but now nobody has to waste their time routing or even running anymore, since sync OR ssj don't matter and it's whoever wins the fastest can get the fastest run. Also, plug in all of the periodic elements into the texas calculate while USB-CONNECTED to beat any map in desired time. Type "[name of bhop map] + [desired time]" and press ENTER to win the map in the time you want. Hope I helped, thanks man! =)
florp 6 May @ 6:31pm 
were costco guys
*<] ethanxfortnite_awesome2013 7 Apr @ 3:25am 
FART in my EYES
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Russian Hate Club 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:18pm 
my son, my seed. my child. my proudest accomplishment. im your father and theres nothing you can do.