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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:10am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:51am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:35pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 11:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 12:03pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 9:24am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 4:57am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:33am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 4:25am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:41am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:14am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:35am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:57am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:42am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:46am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:51am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:07am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:22am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:18am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 11:53pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 11:29pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:08am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 4:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:43am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:43am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:29am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:44am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:11am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:39am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:23am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:41am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:42am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:02am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:32am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:15pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:28am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:42am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:21am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:19am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:51am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:30am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 1:58am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:13am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:03am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:51am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:34am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 11:34pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:18am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 11:11am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 9:30am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 11:47am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:27am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:11pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 11:29pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:38am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:13am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:03am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:59am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:24am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:10am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:18am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:14am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:48am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:28am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:00pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:01am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 1:58am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:45am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:26am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:20am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 11:33pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:46am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:47am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 3:10am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:46am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 5:14pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:20am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:29am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 4:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:11pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:16am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:27am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:31am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 3:10am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 7:16am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:23am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:38am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 9:55am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:59am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:34am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:34am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 2:11pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:37am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:56pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 3:57am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:33am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:23am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:23am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:38am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:45am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:19am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:00am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 5:25am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:39am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:36am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 7:38am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:28am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:38am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:25am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:39am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:55am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:21am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 9:24am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:29am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:47am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:23am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:41am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:55am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:45pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:01am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:01am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:21am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 3:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 11:11am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:11am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:37am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:24pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 9:30am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:24pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 9:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:36am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:00am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:45pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:21am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:29am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:29am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 10:41am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 10:41am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 3:57am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:44am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:42am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:43am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:19am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:12am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 11:47am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 10:23am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 5:53am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:43am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:49am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 11:39pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 11:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:26am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:35pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:31am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 10:03am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:39am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:36am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:57am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:42am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:47am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:41pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:39pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 2:43am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:12am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:20am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:15am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:29am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:46am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:31am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:46am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:22am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 6:49am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:29am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:20am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:45pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:30am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:11am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:28am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:31am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:52am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:32am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:37am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:18am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:20am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:35pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:00pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:32pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:31am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:48am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:59am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:53am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:39pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:30pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:29am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:33am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:35am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:33am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 5:53am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:24pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:14am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:16am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:36am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:59am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:53am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:27am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:13am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 11:23am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:21am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:49am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:24am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:22am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 7:38am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 6:58am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:42am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:22am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:08am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:19am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:20am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:50pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 2:07pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:32am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:41am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 6:50am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:44pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:44pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 5:25am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 10:00am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:43pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 10:23pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:11am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:22am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:56pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:16am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:31am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:56am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:07am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 10:41am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:19am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:21am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:49pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:09pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:31am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:31am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:35am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:52am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:58am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:34am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:51am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:13am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:42am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:35am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:50am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:52am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:40am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:44am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:34am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:41am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 11:13am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 11:40am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 7:16am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 6:10am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 8:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:47am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:02am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:19am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:00pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:34am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:59am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:27am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:35am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 12:44pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:30am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:20am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:25pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:33am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:49pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:52pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:14pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 3:57am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:35am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:42am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:52am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:54am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:57am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:28am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:40am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:45am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:29am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:33am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:35am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 6:51am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:56am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:05am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:02am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:31am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:48am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:16am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 10:11am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:12am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:33am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:32am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:51am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:29am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:42am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 12:57pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:15am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:35am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:19am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:19am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:19am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 10:52am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 10:52am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:56pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:02am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:22am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:23am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:37am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 3:05pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:51am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:14am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 6:49am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:58am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:00am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:29am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:36am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:55am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:19am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 10:11am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:14am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:32am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 3:04pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 4:25am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:31am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:45pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:22am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:30pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 6:49am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:58am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:30am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 11:41am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:19am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 1:51pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:38am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:43am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 1:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:25am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 3:04pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:02am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:13am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 1:59am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:44am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:19am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:14am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:18pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:40am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:58am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 11:26am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:12am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 3:06pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:40pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:57am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:54pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:42am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 12:18pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 10:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 1:53pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:40pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:48pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:45pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:31am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:07am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:37am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:56pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:10am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:15am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:04am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:54am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:01am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 11:26am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:16am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:03am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:15am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:22am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:53am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:40pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:40pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:40pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 2:44pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:21am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:40pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:32am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:44am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:15am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:17am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:09am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:20am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:41am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 3:07pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:43pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:41pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:41pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 5:34am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:41am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:35pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:31am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:52am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:59am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:43am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:05am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:48am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:41pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:23am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:56pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:02am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:12am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:52pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:53am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:22am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:32am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 1:51pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 1:58am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 5:35am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:44am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:54am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:41am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:10am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:06am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 5:14pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:39am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:44pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:35am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:17am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:35pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 2:43am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 6:49am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:57am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:30am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:16am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:21am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 1:54pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 9:19am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:14pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:21am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:54pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:15am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:12am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:17am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:30am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 3:05pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:43pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 1:58am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 5:26am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 5:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:34pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:02am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:11am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:20am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:45pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:43am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 9:55am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:59pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:10am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:19pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 4:31am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:55am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:48am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 11:23am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:11am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 3:05pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:51am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 2:09pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:57am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:27am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:12am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:26am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 11:46am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 3:05pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:43pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:41pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 5:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:10pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:20pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked