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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:05pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 2:49am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:40am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:56am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:07am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:23am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:39am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 2:47am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:19am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:36am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:36am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:37am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:07am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:31am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:02am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:32am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:34am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:07am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:07am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:35am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:51am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:51am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:51am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:36am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:30am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:13am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:30am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:34am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:10am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:14am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:18am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:33am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:36am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:49am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:12am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:13am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:42am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:58am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:54am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:23am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:47am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:47am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:16am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:33pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:36am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:42am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:08am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:09am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:39am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:03pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:09pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:24pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:17am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:41am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:08pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:31am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:31am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:51am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:51am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:42am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:42am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:47am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:25am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:52am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:56am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:24pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:08pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:25pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:00am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:24am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:30am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:41am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:42am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:09am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:36am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:17am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:32am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:43am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:31am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:51am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:51am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:51am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:42am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:42am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:44pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:48am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 2:32am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 7:40am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:19am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:57am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:57am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:10pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:49pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:12am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:41am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:41am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:58am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:17pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:33pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:00am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:10am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:12am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:08am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:10am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:13am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:33am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 4:42am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:51am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:42am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:47am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:38am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:59am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:41am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:58am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:02pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:17pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:11am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:15am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:11pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:11am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:13am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:02am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:17am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:02am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:41am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 1:55am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 11:57am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:57am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:57am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:55am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:55am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:14am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:23am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:48am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:37pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:51pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:03pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:03am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:11am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:17am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:10am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:47am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:21am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:58am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:32pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:52am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:58am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:41am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:42am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:26am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:01pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:09am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:11am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:32am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:03am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:21am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:25am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:28am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:29am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:21pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 7:05am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:10pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:30am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:43am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 10:45am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 10:04am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:26am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:13am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:05am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:11am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:17am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:36am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:14am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:26am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:26am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:27am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:27am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:14am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:55am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:14am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:08am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:17am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:36am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:41am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:59am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:26am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:27am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:27am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:23am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:26am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:15am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:57am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:26am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:25am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:48am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 7:54am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:28am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:59am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:42pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:43am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:53am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:24am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:48am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 6:02am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:32pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:25am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:57am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:41am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:54am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:25pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:33pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:14am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:26am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:26am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:16am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 11:44am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:38am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:28pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:17am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:36am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:48am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:26am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:26am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:49am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:23am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:28am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:29am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:27am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:55am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:56am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 8:34am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 11:37am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 2:24pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:56am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 12:58am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:04am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:24pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:00am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:16am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:36am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:57am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:17am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:19am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:14am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:23am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:58am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:17am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:14am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:44am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:26am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:41am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:01am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:22am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:29am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 12:41pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:51am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:18am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:01pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 10:45am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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