The One With Amir's Steam Profile




*ben unboxes shadow daggers*

Ben: AMIR AMIR AMIRR AMIRRRRRRRR OMFG
*ben goes silent*
Amir: What?
*amir checks ben's inventory where he finds the shadow daggers*
Amir: OMFG what a jammy ♥♥♥♥♥♥
*ben returns*
Amir: Where did you go?
Ben: I don't even know myself I just started running around my room
*amir vomits of laughter (and 8 cans of coke)*


*halogen oven*

Nathan: i got a halogen oven
Ben: is it vegan


*liam gets new PC*

Liam: how do you open this ♥♥♥♥♥♥
*banging nosie*
Amir: What?
*plastic popping sound*
Amir: liam you realise you just slide the door off
*liam opens PC case*
Amir: have you done it?
Liam: yeah I was trying to pry it open with a crowbar


*everyone in discord talking to eachother*

Jacob: oh ♥♥♥♥, ive just pressed shut down
Ben: wait what?
*everyone silent*
Jacob: GoodBye
*discord disconnected sound*


*Liams Stress Wank*

Liam: COME HERE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥
*shooting noise*
Amir: You okay Liam?
*Liam Rages*
Liam: brb, going for a stress wank
*30 mins later*
Liam: COME HERE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥
*shooting noise*
Amir: Another stress wank?
Liam: yep brb, going for a stress wank


*game size*

Amir: oh ♥♥♥♥, dota 2 is 9.6GB
Ben: itd not that bad
*everyone silent*
Jacob: my ♥♥♥♥ is 6.7GB
*amir dies of laughter*


*abuse*

Jacob: Some geezer stood on my watch while abusing his girlfriend
*everyone silent*
Jacob: i was like; agh abuse, not on my watch
*everyone dies of laughter*