Always be toxic and unfriendly. Don't EVER be nice to someone else. Because noone has any feelings in this game.
gg = get good / good girl (depending on the situation) - or any 2 random words starting with G (according to OhTofu's [www.twitch.tv] Nightbot)


Some specific rules for survivors and killers:

SURVIVORS

DC if you're the first one getting mori'ed.
DC as soon as the 2nd guy is getting downed.
You don't have balls if you used the very old Decisive Strike. (Why did we have so many versions?!)
When the killer is camping and someone puts Reassurance on the camped survivor, unhook them in a matter of 3 seconds so they can die sooner.
Don't ever vault.
Either way only look behind or in front of you. Don't press anything besides W and S. Especially while being chased.
Crouch-teching is like t-bagging. Which is totally enough to be thrown into prison for.
Cleanse all dull totems whenever you face a [insert the killer you're facing right now].
Cleanse Hex-Totems only when you're not aware of any Hex-Perk.
Boop the snoot 5 times to be shown mercy.
If Oni starts his power while not being in chase, survivors are not allowed to stealth.
You win no matter what, if you lead the killer to a streamer and they leave you to chase the streamer.
You also win if the killer is pissed off without you being toxic.
Write "100%" in the chat if you want someone else to take Bloody Party Streamers. Actual communication won't work on DbD-players.
You're not allowed to leave your SWF right after an update.
Do not use voicechat. That's like cheating. If there was supposed to be voicechat, they would have integrated it in the game.
If the killer is kind to you drop your item for them. Even if it is a purple flashlight! If you steal their items the killer may kill you.
If a killer has a perk that the survivors don't like, the survivors are allowed to genru... *eruption* (Patch 6.5.1).
Totally allowed to bring map offerings! But well.. killers may tunnel and facecamp the one who brought it.

KILLERS

Do not play killers that are considered broken or not fun to play against. Such as Nurse, Spirit, Blight, Deathslinger, Twins, Clown, Pinhead, Knight, Skull Merchant, Wesker and Billy. Or any other killer honestly.
Play without in-game sound and HUD.
Tracking survivors by looking at crows and having gamesense in general, is considered cheating. Only start chasing a survivor, when you can actually see them. If you can't see them, leave the area.
Respect the 4% of unhooking oneself.
DC as soon as someone's getting out when you have NOED.
Exploit how to get out of the map so survivors feel comfortable with unhooking. Also just stay out of the map afterwards. If you can't exploit for that event to happen, hook everyone only once.
Always bring Bamboozle but don't actually use it.
Respect pallets by going into the stun range but don't hit the survivor. Even if you can.
Facecamp the first hooked survivor while 5 gens are left, when you're trying the challenge to kill survivors in the endgame collapse.
Tunnel sandbagging survivors unless the sandbag is reasonable in your eyes.
Tunnel and camp survivors with a Twitch name or shirt! Also the one's using Object of Obsession.
Tunneling in those cases shows how immensely large your di*k is.
Camping is not allowed. Patrolling a 3-gen counts as such.
Show the final survivor mercy by giving them hatch.
Let every survivor do their thing and escape, if there is a DC.
When a survivor drops a present in front of you, you are not allowed to touch them for the rest of their lives.
No Mori's. Ever.
Leave survivors with a reversed bear trap on their head. Do not disturb them for as long as it's on their head.
Let survivors flashlight/pallet save.
Play along when someone is baiting you.
If a survivor has a perk that the killer doesn't like, the killer is allowed to facecamp and tunnel.
In case there is a slug race in an Exit Gate, the survivor who would come in last place shall be picked up and sacrificed.
You may not bring map offerings. Ever. Survivors are privileged to escape if you bring one.
Don't hit anyone that's trying to hug the horse Maurice on the Clown's map.
Amanda's should always receive snoot boops to know they did good. Let survivors give them to you!
Demogorgon's would receive headpats for the same reason if it was possible.

Also.. ever wondered what NNN is about? It's "no NOED November". And you should honestly respect it.

This was written by a killer main. Actually a tired and filthy Survivor main! c;

I am grateful for new rules! Comment-section is open or you can add me. Some killer rules are copied from Geef's Discord! - Started writing down this nonsense back in 2019!

DC-rules were added before bots took over.