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i didn't know dying and not knowing what the ♥♥♥♥ i was doing could be fun until i played this game

the worst features of heroes of might and magic and disciples 2 combined into one retarded inbred bug ridden baby.

you must be some sort of deviant if you don't want to be a rock with a face on it that crushes ♥♥♥♥

remember how much better the computer is than you at chess?

well, you will.

if you like british people you'll like this

the only thing that would make this game more respectable is pants on the princess.