I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "♥♥♥♥♥ terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.

Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

It's not fair. So many ♥♥♥♥ girls. But can't ♥♥♥♥ any. It should be considered torture to have so many ♥♥♥♥ girls in short proximity and not being able to ♥♥♥♥ a single one

To fix this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ frustration, university should hire prostitutes from within. Like think about it this way. The girl will get money from ♥♥♥ work, and the student's wellbeing will be better

All students have to pay a wellbeing fee or some crap like that, but I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about doing anything in uni apart from getting my diploma and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girls. With the wellbeing money, the uni should hire prostitutes from within. Like offer girls out of high school a scholarship and a lower entry requirement in exchange for ♥♥♥ work

Or better offer girls from poor country money and tuition in exchange for ♥♥♥ work. The students will get the exotic girls, and the girl will get education. Or even offer gilrs from richer asian country money and tuition in exchange for ♥♥♥ work. Fair for everyone

no little german boy don’t go into #nsfw

ach mein gott dis channel ist full of boobtitten

oh mein gott! weiner schnitzels!!!

Oh mein gotten it isch full of analcocken

the voman and other voman can kissenfücken? das good very good

In Kanye West's song "Remote Control" he says "Please don't ask again, who's up in the vent". This is because Kanye is in the vent as he is the impostor. Another way this is revealed to us is in his alternate name, "Yeezus", Yeezus is supposed to be a play on the son of God's name, ♥♥♥♥♥, as he is a lyrical genius and is comparing himself to the son of God of music, and as we can very well see, ♥♥♥♥♥ has "sus" in it. There you have it, Kanye is in fact sus, as he is the impostor. Yet another way this is told is in his song Moon, which, coincidentally, is after Remote Control in his album Donda. Where is the Moon? In outer space. Where does Among Us take place? In space.

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-REP PEDE