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33.7 hrs on record
i luhh my horsey and my horsey luhh me
Posted 19 July.
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52.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Fantastically in-depth management game. Still in development, but already enough to be hooked. A great value as it is now, with the promise of even more later.
Posted 19 July.
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431.3 hrs on record (260.7 hrs at review time)
One of the greatest games of all time. Comes free with a 4:1 modding time to playing time ratio!
Posted 19 July.
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13.9 hrs on record
Without mods? A broken mess that barely passes as a VR tech demo.

With mods (using Wabbajack for curated lists)? Possibly one of the best VR games you'll play.
Posted 18 July.
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166.4 hrs on record (96.6 hrs at review time)
Only game you can play for 10 hours straight, not finish, go to bed, and start a secondary game on the mobile port for another 4 hours and still not be bored of.
Posted 11 March.
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2 people found this review funny
40.5 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
> barbarian
> get animal speak
> speak to little squirrel
> squirrel curses at me and bites me toe
> kick squirrel option
> expect to comically punt squirrel into the horizon
> squirrel hits tree and explodes into pool of blood
> can't sleep at night anymore

game of the year, 10/10
Posted 14 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.8 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just buy it, insane immersion and infinite(ish) replayability for 20 bucks.

- Procedurally generated world, characters, missions, etc.
- Incredible immersion and stealth
- Great art style
- Basically like L.A. Noire meets Cyberpunk, with a splash of Starbound

If you like logic, mystery, and getting creative this game is for you.

Haven't written a review since like, 2015 but had to bust it out for this.
Posted 8 July, 2023. Last edited 9 July, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
30.4 hrs on record (26.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its a good apple

- Wall Street Journal
Posted 7 March, 2015. Last edited 29 March, 2017.
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169.9 hrs on record (167.0 hrs at review time)
Loved the Arma II mod, hate the standalone. It bewilders me that people review this positively, and clearly has to do with memes or nostalgia.

This game costs $50 and has been out for over 10 years now (pre-1.0) yet still feels barren, like an early access indie survival title. The AI is janky, the gunplay is atrocious, the "survival element" is half-baked at best.

The 2 reasons I would recommend this game is for fun interactions with other players once every 20-25 times you meet people (the others just shoot you) or mods, which transform the gameplay far beyond what the vanilla gameplay loop is about.
Posted 12 January, 2014. Last edited 8 August.
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