You still in china? Herman has become and monster, please come back, you're the only one who can stop what he has been doing; me and rigitman1234 have set up a support group for now, but we need you. Come back ASAP you ♥♥♥♥.

In west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL

pss. tell tobi i need that diamond pickaxe back

alex its your son, please come back home from china as mum needs you to help look after the kids. we get it, you're hurt from your lust for holly but you need to move on and complete your training on how to actually play counter strike. thanks for reading this dad.

- herman the friendly german

PS. rigitman123 wanted a shout out so you know big up the 123

happy birthday