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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:25pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:29am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:40am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:27pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:09pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:56pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:09am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:56am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 9:45am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:35pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:49am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:06am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 5:10am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:31am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 6:22am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:06am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:09pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:39am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:09am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:10am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:21pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:07am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 9:32am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:09am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 7:14am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:24am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:06am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:56am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 9:45am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:24am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:06am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:00am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:50pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:38pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:56am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:35pm