Recent reviews by blondie

Skyrim but with military - 7/10

Basically skyrim with swords. - 10/10

It's like skyrim with guns. - 9.5/10

The chickens from skyrim's Riverwood make a guest appearance, really setting the tone of the single player campaign. Only gripe is that they need to nerf the M249. - 10/10

its all like ... wowa

it made me dump in ma pants several times

Da bestest doing nothing important evar

When you think "waht is vidya gaem?". You think of skyrim. This is the essence of gaming as a whole in a tight assed sexy body 20 gigabyte package. If you could suck a games ♥♥♥♥, you'd stroke skyrims balls first, then skip the fellatio and then shove the shaft in your rectum and squeeze down. They get everything right in this masta piece: they got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, memes, guns, modern warfare, zombies, cremes, guns, open world, feeding, spicy stories, being afk. They have it ALL. If there was a complaint to be had it could only be that it triggered an era of gaming that copied this godlike formula and gave birth to games like Pacman, Half-Life, Last of Us, and even the renown Call of Counter-Strike. So next time you ask yourself to describe the best of gaming, just ♥♥♥♥ on your keyboard, boot Skyrim, and install a bestiality mod. - 6/10

Skyrim in 2D. - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/3.14