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SeaMonkey 18 Dec, 2024 @ 4:52pm 
cr33py t0il3t >:)
SeaMonkey 21 Jul, 2024 @ 7:09pm 
[narrating as he stares out the rain-streaked window of his small, cluttered office].

- airdj? yeah I've heard of him

[leaning back in his chair, the dim light casting long shadows]

- Could even say i knew him once too.. We used to be partners, good ones too. Toughest stoic nofapper i ever knew.

[sighs, stubbing out his cigarette in a chipped ashtray]

- Started to lose his grip on reality before he decided to take upon that job back in 96'. Never gonna forget the look on his face after he got back..

[pauses, eyes narrowing as if seeing a distant memory]

- The job was supposed to be a simple patriot fact check on twitter, but nothing ever is in this line of work. He was different when he came back, eyes hollow, like he’d seen something no man should. He never spoke about it, but the silence screamed louder than words.
SeaMonkey 21 Jul, 2024 @ 7:08pm 
[leans forward, fingers tracing the edge of the desk]

- We drifted apart after that. He started talking about some new thing called 'gooning' said it had something to do with keeping his mind clear, the newest twitter trend.

- He was rambling about this BAP character, some kind of internet guru. But the irony wasn't lost on me, sounded fishy right from the start. He was more distracted than ever, chasing new twitter Onlyfans leaks, trying to make sense of something that just didn't fit into the puzzle.

[rubs his temples, a faint headache forming]

- Gooning, he said, was the answer to everything. Claimed it was a way to achieve a higher state of mind, to disconnect from the harsh realities of the world. But I saw it for what it was— another escape, another way to avoid facing the truth. He'd sit for hours, eyes glazed, lost in some trance-like state. It was like watching a man willingly drown himself, one breath at a time.
SeaMonkey 21 Jul, 2024 @ 7:08pm 
[leans back, the chair creaking under his weight]

- I tried to reach out to him, tried to pull him back into being a good patriot again. But he was too far gone, convinced that this new obsession was the key to everything he'd been searching for. We had some heated arguments, words that cut deeper than any knife. But nothing got through to him.

[glances at a faded photograph on the desk, two younger men smiling, arms slung around each other's shoulders, drinking beer and talking about the latest twitter happening]

- That was us, back in the day. Full of hope, full of fire. Now, one of us is a ghost, the other... just a memory. I guess we all have our ways of coping with the darkness. His just happened to be more self-destructive than most.
SeaMonkey 21 Jul, 2024 @ 7:08pm 
[picks up the photograph, running a thumb over the faces]

- Maybe he's out there, trying to get back on the nofap streak - to the man he once was. Or maybe he's found what he was looking for. All I know is, I hope he's found some semblance of peace. Because in this world, peace is the hardest thing to come by.

[puts the photograph back and lights another cigarette, the rain still falling outside]

- We all got our ghosts, I suppose. His just happened to be more persistent than most. Here's to you, old friend. Wherever you are, I hope you've found your way. And maybe, just maybe, you'll find your way back to the light.
Nihility 23 Jun, 2024 @ 5:00am 
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SeaMonkey 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06pm 
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SeaMonkey 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06pm 
★·.··.·★ 𝐇𝐢 𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐨 ★·.··.·★ 6 Dec, 2022 @ 1:14am
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SeaMonkey 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05pm 
hellov
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SeaMonkey 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04pm 
snuggle me mmmm smell so good >.< :33
SeaMonkey 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04pm 
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;~;kawaii a river;~; 28 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm 
imagine saying the n word in 2023
/BBPE\ Stone Island 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:59pm 
-rep ЧМО ♥♥♥♥♥♥
SeaMonkey 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am 
kranker bastard der nur nervt und perma trollt
LX 17 Mar, 2022 @ 5:19am 
kranker bastard der nur nervt und perma trollt
𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖝 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:51am 
ich hoffe deine ganzen familie wird grausam sterben du hässlicher hund
𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖝 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:51am 
schwanzloser nut tensohn
𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖝 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am 
+offizieller hurensohn
Lemmy 7 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55pm 
-rep killing teammates and screaming in his native language
SeaMonkey 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52am 
-rep ♿♿♿♿♿ clown
SeaMonkey 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:51am 
this guy is utterly insane.
IIItanga 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:05pm 
After a good game, I added him because he seemed like a great guy. We talked for several months and became good friends. There were a lot of good moments, a lot of great CS rinks and, most importantly, true friendship.
I invited him to my house. He said he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started biting my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slam into my leg. I hit him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
VAC 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:00pm 
-rep ♿♿♿♿♿ clown
error 25 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51am 
-rep toxic and kurwa
SeaMonkey 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:56pm 
hehe add me on steam, maybe we can trade knife or something hehe. Just an idea? maybe cuddle and kiss aswell? just a proposal... Nothing serious ofcourse.. or???
Torpeda Blyat 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:51pm 
+rep -- Perfect teammate!
Betta Fish 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm 
his dad was loose but this guy was tight af
Speng 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm 
Very chill dude, loved pegging his dad <3
SeaMonkey 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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Legalize Nuclear Bombs ☢ 7 Jul, 2020 @ 6:42pm 
清崇平洼
Far 12 May, 2020 @ 4:16pm 
Galen grabb, helt fakkad!
Slaymore 14 Jan, 2020 @ 4:04pm 
epic.......
Far 13 Dec, 2019 @ 8:27am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ never answer
Far 22 Nov, 2019 @ 11:33am 
horny
Far 22 Nov, 2019 @ 11:33am 
Horny
Legalize Nuclear Bombs ☢ 20 Nov, 2019 @ 3:51pm 
u gay nigg3r
LeMica 17 Nov, 2019 @ 9:41am 
-rep toxic player
Space 11 Jul, 2019 @ 12:11pm 
+rep Good taste in profile pictures, memes, illegal broadcasted entertainment, cars and most importantly a great taste in art and art genres. Sadly, no Bricklin SV-1 pictures or Charls Media Memes™ and you have subpar taste in videogames. I rate this profile a solid 8.5/10.
Blackriver 5 Jul, 2019 @ 9:35am 
+rep: The grandson of Pablo Escobar. Selling drugs and washing money. Very dangerous man !!
Hussein56 5 Jul, 2019 @ 8:50am 
ها الشاذ
A 5 Jul, 2019 @ 8:43am 
Western Pig i will sever your head on a plate
MissQueen ღ 5 Jul, 2019 @ 8:22am 
You are not smart or handsome, first learn to speak English before calling yourself normal xD
Raichev 5 Jul, 2019 @ 7:59am 
You're the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on steam.
Frank 5 Jul, 2019 @ 7:53am 
leave me alone, random creeper :o
< Kael > 21 May, 2019 @ 7:29am 
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Far 17 May, 2019 @ 1:12pm 
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< Kael > 13 May, 2019 @ 12:59pm 
dont break an other player hurt because you with this work make yourself bad for other people