Me aburrí. Hoy dejo de ser chileno. Me aburrí de perder siempre, de ver a mis hijos tristes, y ver cómo el resto de Sudamérica se burla de nosotros. Me aburrí de esta mediocridad y de estos jugadores que no saben mojar la camiseta. Ya fue mucho. Desde mañana, me levantaré de la cama y seré peruano. Esa selección que juega con el orgullo inca en el pecho y siempre pone huevos dónde vaya. Esa es una selección, ese es un país. Paolo, Lapadula, Canchita, Ruidíaz, todos jugadores de nivel mundial.

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Am never giving him an appointment ever again. Beware all doctors. You have been warned.

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.