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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:10pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:46pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:35am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:47pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:37pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:02pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:48pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:55pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:23am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:58pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:20am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:04am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:56pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:57pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:59pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:56pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:36am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:00am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:09am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:55pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:39pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:56pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:08pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:34pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:47pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:55pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:55pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:51pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:13pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:43pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:57pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:24pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:26pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:57pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:20pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:25pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:39pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:02pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:43pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 1:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:28pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:46pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 2:23pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:10am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:03pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:59am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:52pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:25am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:08am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:46pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:26am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:23pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:23pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:16pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:55pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:06pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:17am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:07pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:53am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:02pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:59pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:00am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:30pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:29pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:12pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:38am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:55pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:38am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:30am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:19pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:34pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:47pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:36am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:13pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:58am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:42am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:09pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:54pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:13pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:25am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:26am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:00pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:33pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:14pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:14pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:56pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:30am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:28pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:26am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:25pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:29pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:37pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:01am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:48am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:28am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:42am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:22am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:14pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:27pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:34pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:39pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:49pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:55am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:18pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:25am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:29pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:38am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:57am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:25am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:25am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:05pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:06pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:45pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:45pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:12pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:27pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:38am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:03pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:48pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:00pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:49pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:20pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 2:23pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:29pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:27am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:16pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:50pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:26am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:27am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:47pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:49pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:15am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:27am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:12pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:49pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:49pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:43am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:03pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:06pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:08pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:10pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:13pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:10pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:13pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:15pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:15pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:39pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 12:30pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:25am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:30pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:25am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:29am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:30am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:30am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:49pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:45pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:28pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:07am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:52am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:58pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:21pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:46pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:48am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:25am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:15pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:16pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:48pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 11:12pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:25pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:44pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:08pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:24am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:23am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:51am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:11pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:33pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:51pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:47pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:28pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:52am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:27pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:29pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:00pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:40am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:06pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:33pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:44pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:44pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:29pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:10am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:13pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:13pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:19pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:21pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:17pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:17pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:43am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:47pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:23am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:56pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:39pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:48pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:13pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:07pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:09pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:28pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:38pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:35pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:52pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:28pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:30pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:07am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:14am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:15pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:19pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:22pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:31pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:55pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:30pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:10pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:01pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:15pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:12pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:16pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:32pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:38pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:40pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:34pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:38pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:10pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:25pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:53pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:08pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:05pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:31pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:07am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:10pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:31pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:30pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:51pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:16pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:54pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:58pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:29pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:09am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:14pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:08pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:07am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:13am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:28am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:11pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:19pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:24pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:40pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:54pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:30pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:31pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:32pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:42pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:14pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:14pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:34pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:34pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:32pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:29pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:32pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:35pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:01pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:46pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:15pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:14pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:19pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:26pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:39pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:25pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:09pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:12pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:20am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:46am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:19pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:19pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:00pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:00pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 6:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:22pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:38pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:31pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:41pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 10:47am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:23am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:50pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:29pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:17pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:25pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:33pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:45pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:45pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:18pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:39pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:49pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:05pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:55pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:28am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:50pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:17pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:40pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:03pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:39pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 8:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:54pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:29pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:26pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 6:23pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:32pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:23am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 12:40pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:23am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:49am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:32pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:05am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:11pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:36pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:41pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:46pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:39pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:05pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:07pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:32pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:15pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:39pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:03pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:39pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 12:25pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:17am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:43am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 12:40pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:13pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:02pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:25am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:05pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:40pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 12:25pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:21pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:16pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:32pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:51pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:32pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:32pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:34pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:47pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:17pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:41pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:35pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 8:03pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 12:26pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 3:17pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:15am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 6:23pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:31pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:35pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:44pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:45pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:19pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:49pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:11pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 8:03pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 5:15am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 2:46pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 10:47am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:18am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:09pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:42am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:02pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:13pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:32pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:33pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:15pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:52pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 12:26pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 5:06am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:18pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:24pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:46pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:28pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:37pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:27pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:28pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 12:25pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:09pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:56pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:03pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:55pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:10pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:10pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:35pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:51pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:23am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:50pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:26pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:17pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:34pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:59pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:49pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:29pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:15am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:55am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:24pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:03pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:39pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:45pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:13pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:39pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:00pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:46pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:29pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:53pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 10:47am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 12:30pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 9:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:47pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:46pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:52pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 6:02am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:59pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:43am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:23pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:34pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:28pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:25pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:51pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:39pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:41pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 10:47am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:27am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:01pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:11pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:15pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:49pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:40pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:09pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 5:15am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 2:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 10:47am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:50pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:25pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked