"I think that Lego is the Western philosophy in its entirety." - Hirohiko Araki
"The moment you relinquish your tree-climbing desires is the moment you avoid falling on your ass and looking like a complete buffoon stuck in the hospital." - Hirohiko Araki
"Apparently I hated doctors so much that I had the power to detect doctors" - Hirohiko Araki
"Lately, I have taken a particular interest in a 'ball'" - Hirohiko Araki
"Of all my possessions, the domestic appliance I've been having for the most time is a mixed oven-toaster." - Hirohiko Araki
"Humans and horses are biologically suited for one another." - Hirohiko Araki
"If one day there existed a country with more than ten billion people... That's a scary thought." - Hirohiko Araki
"I would like to end my life with the 'fried oysters' of a three-stars Japanese restaurant." - Hirohiko Araki