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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 13.09

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 18.53

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 13.29

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 19.06

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 13.54

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 2.12.2018 klo 18.50

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 14.22

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 30.12.2014 klo 5.43

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 4.1.2015 klo 13.34

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 8.1.2015 klo 13.02

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 11.1.2015 klo 13.03

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 5.7.2017 klo 19.52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 2.12.2018 klo 19.15

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 4.12.2018 klo 17.48

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 3.1.2015 klo 17.15

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 8.1.2015 klo 12.45

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 11.10.2015 klo 9.15

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 8.1.2015 klo 12.16

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 11.1.2015 klo 13.29

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 5.12.2018 klo 20.32

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 3.1.2015 klo 17.50

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 5.12.2018 klo 18.56

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 3.1.2015 klo 17.48

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 11.1.2015 klo 8.53

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 4.1.2015 klo 13.07

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 26.12.2014 klo 20.35

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 13.43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 26.12.2014 klo 21.53

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 3.1.2015 klo 16.53

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 6.10.2015 klo 13.42

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 11.1.2015 klo 9.17

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 8.1.2015 klo 16.54

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 2.12.2018 klo 17.53

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 24.1.2015 klo 15.01

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 24.1.2015 klo 15.01

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 5.12.2018 klo 20.56

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 5.12.2018 klo 18.40

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 5.12.2018 klo 18.40

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 13.46

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 26.12.2014 klo 18.25

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 8.1.2015 klo 12.38

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 26.12.2014 klo 13.14

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 3.1.2015 klo 16.53

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 11.1.2015 klo 13.40

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 9.10.2015 klo 20.06

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 9.10.2015 klo 19.44

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 8.1.2015 klo 13.04

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 18.33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 14.32

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 30.12.2014 klo 17.15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 12.48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 13.09

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 13.58

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 26.12.2014 klo 20.14

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 8.1.2015 klo 2.42

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 25.1.2015 klo 7.00

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 26.12.2014 klo 19.29

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 6.10.2015 klo 12.38

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 25.12.2014 klo 13.21

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 6.10.2015 klo 13.28

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 9.10.2015 klo 19.50

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 4.12.2018 klo 23.17

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 11.1.2015 klo 0.01

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 10.1.2015 klo 23.51

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 7.10.2015 klo 16.37

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 4.12.2018 klo 15.51

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 11.10.2015 klo 9.59

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 4.12.2018 klo 17.17

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 6.12.2018 klo 20.01

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 7.12.2018 klo 18.31

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 8.12.2018 klo 17.04

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 9.12.2018 klo 20.07

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 11.12.2018 klo 23.09

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 12.12.2018 klo 23.08

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 14.12.2018 klo 15.22

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 12.12.2018 klo 23.08

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 6.12.2018 klo 19.52

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 6.12.2018 klo 18.32

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 6.12.2018 klo 20.26

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 7.12.2018 klo 19.03

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 9.12.2018 klo 17.53

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 8.12.2018 klo 17.28

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 8.12.2018 klo 17.02

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 7.12.2018 klo 18.36

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 7.12.2018 klo 18.37

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 7.12.2018 klo 17.33

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 7.12.2018 klo 22.17

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 11.10.2015 klo 9.12

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 14.5.2018 klo 11.16