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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 11:30pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 12:20am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 1:16am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 1:21am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 10:31pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 4:43am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 4:20am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 4:15am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 3:44am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 7:13am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 11:26pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 11:28pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 7:28am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 3:05am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 1:37am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 2:48am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 4:17am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 3:49am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 8:47am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 10:06pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 7:10am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 7:10am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 9:31pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 11:09pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2015 @ 5:22am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 11:20pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 3:44am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 3:36am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 11:25pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 3:05am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 11:31pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 11:16pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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