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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:26am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:11am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:31pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:25am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:03am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:26am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:29am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:00am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:36am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:04am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:26am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:28am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:28am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:29am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:29am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:29am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:29am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:29am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:26am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:26am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:32am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:04am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:05am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:05am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:11am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:28am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:11am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:00am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:11am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:12am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:27am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:28am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:28am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:29am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:29am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:29am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:29am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:27am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:27am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:35am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:04am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:04am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:04am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:05am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:05am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:11am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:11am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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