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Shrek Script

{Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.

But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only

be broken by love's first kiss.

She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing

dragon.

Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,

but non prevailed.

She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest

tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.

{Laughing}

Like that's ever gonna happen.

{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}

What a load of -



Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now You're an all-star

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now You're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder

You're bundled up now but wait till you get older

But the meteor men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin

The water's getting warm so you might as well swim

My world's on fire

How 'bout yours

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey, now, you're an all-star

{Shouting}

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now You're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the mold

{Belches}

Go!

Go!

{Record Scratching}

Go. Go.Go.

Hey, now, you're an all-star

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now You're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the mold



-Think it's in there?

-All right. Let's get it!

-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

-Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.

{Laughs}

-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.

Now, ogres - - They're much worse.

They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.

-No!

-They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!

Actually, it's quite good on toast.

-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!

{Gasping}

-Right.

{Roaring}

{Shouting}

{Roaring}

{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.

{Gasping}

{Laughs}

{Laughing} And stay out!

"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."

{Sighs}

{Man's voice} All right. This one's full.

-Take it away!

{Gasps}

-Move it along. Come on! Get up!

-Next!

-Give me that! Your fiying days are over.

That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

-Get up! Come on!

-Twenty pieces.

{Thudding}

-Sit down there!

-Keep quiet!

{Crying}

-This cage is too small.

-Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.

I can change. Please! Give me another chance!

-Oh, shut up.

-Oh!

-Next!

-What have you got?

-This little wooden puppet.

-I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.

-Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

-Father, please! Don't let them do this!

-Help me!

-Next! What have you got?

-Well, I've got a talking donkey.

{Grunts}

-Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.

-Oh, go ahead, little fella.

-Well?

-Oh, oh, he's just - - He's just a little nervous.

He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - -

-That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!

-No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk.

I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.

-Get her out of my sight.

-No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

{Gasps}

-Hey! I can fly!

-He can fly!

-He can fly!

-He can talk!

-Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly

but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha!

Oh-oh.

{Grunts}

-Seize him!

-After him! He's getting away!

{Grunts, Gasps}

{Man}

-Get him! This way! Turn!

-You there. Orge!

-Aye?

-By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under

arrest

and transport you to a designated..... resettlement facility.

-Oh, really? You and what army?

{Gasps, Whimpering}

{Chuckles}

-Can I say something to you?

-Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here.

Incredible!

Are you talkin' to - - me? Whoa!

-Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great

back here? Those guards!

They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They

was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made

me feel good to see that.

-Oh, that's great. Really.

-Man, it's good to be free.

-Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends?

Hmm?

-But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by

myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you.

You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit

out of anybody that crosses us.

{Roaring}

-Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that

don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you

definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks!

You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - -

{Mumbling}

Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my

butt that day.

-Why are you following me?

-I'll tell you why.



'Cause I'm all alone

There's no one here beside me

My promlems have all gone

There's no one to deride me

But you gotta heve friends - -



-Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

-Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.

-Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?

-Uh - - Really tall?

-No! I'm an orge! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't

that bother you?

-Nope.

-Really?

-Really, really.

-Oh.

-Man, I like you. What's you name?

-Uh, Shrek.

-Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?

You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing.

I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that.

Who'd want to live in place like that?

-That would be my home.

-Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a

decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I

like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

-I guess you don't entertain much, do you?

-I like my privacy.

-You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I

hate it when you got somebody in your face. You've trying to give them

a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence.

-Can I stay with you?

-Uh, what?

-Can I stay with you, please?

-Of course!

-Really?

-No.

-Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to

be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta

stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!

-Okay! Okay! But one night only.

-Ah! Thank you!

-What are you - - No! No!

-This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories,

and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.

-Oh!

-Where do, uh, I sleep?

-Outside!

-Oh, well. I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you

don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know.

{Sniffles}

-Here I go.

-Good night.

{Sighs}

-I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside.

I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself,

outside.



I'm all alone

There's no one here beside me

{Bubbling}

{Sighs}

{Creaking}

{Sighs}

-I thought I told you to stay outside.

-I'm outside.

{Clattering}

-Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we

have?

-It's not home, but it'll do just fine.

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muck

Kiedy rum zaszumi w głowie,
Cały świat nabiera treści,
Wtedy chętnie słucha człowiek
Morskich opowieści.

Ref.: Hej, ha! Kolejkę nalej!
Hej, ha! Kielichy wznieśmy!
To zrobi doskonale
Morskim opowieściom.

Kto chce, ten niechaj słucha,
Kto nie chce, niech nie słucha,
Jak balsam są dla ucha
morskie opowieści.

Łajba to jest morski statek,
Sztorm to wiatr, co dmucha z gestem,
Cierpi kraj na niedostatek
Morskich opowieści.

Pływał raz marynarz, który
Żywił się wyłącznie pieprzem,
Sypał pieprz do konfitury
I do zupy mlecznej.

Był na „Lwowie” młodszy majtek,
Czort, Rasputin, bestia taka,
Że sam kręcił kabestanem
I to bez handszpaka.

Jak pod Helem raz dmuchnęło,
Żagle zdarła moc nadludzka,
Patrzę – w koję mi przywiało
Nagą babkę z Pucka.

Niech drżą gitary struny,
Niech wiatr grzywacze pieści,
Gdy płyniemy pod banderą
Morskich opowieści.

Od Falklandu-śmy płynęli,
Doskonale brała ryba,
Mogłeś wędką wtedy złapać
Nawet wieloryba.

Rudy Joe, kiedy popił,
Robił bardzo głupie miny,
Albo skakał też do wody
I gonił rekiny.

I choć rekin twarda sztuka,
Ale Joe w wielkiej złości
Łapał gada od ogona
I mu łamał kości.

Może ktoś się będzie zżymał
Mówiąc, że to zdrożne wieści,
Ale to jest właśnie klimat
Morskich opowieści.

Kto chce, ten niechaj wierzy,
Kto nie chce, niech nie wierzy
Nam na tym nie zależy,
Więc wypijmy jeszcze.

Pij bracie, pij na zdrowie,
Jutro Ci się humor przyda,
Spirytus Ci nie zaszkodzi,
Sztorm idzie – wyrzygasz.

Hej, chwała Panu Bogu,
Hej, Panu Bogu chwała,
Hej, kościół się zawalił,
Tawerna ostała.

Był raz sobie sternik, który
Na silniku ciągle pływał,
A że halsów nie rozróżniał
Żagli nie używał.

Do Giżycka dziś płyniemy,
Nieźle daje, szóstką wieje,
Jak tak dalej dobrze pójdzie,
Rozp…. Keję.

Żyła w Gdańsku cnotka Zocha,
Z każdym chciałaby się kochać,
Lecz stalową cnotę miała,
Rzewnie więc płakała.

Zośka dzięki swym przymiotom,
Podpuszczalska była wielce,
Wielu miało więc złamane,
Niekoniecznie serce.

Larsen, choć był harpunnikiem,
Nie mógł Zośce przebić cnoty,
Chociaż raz rzutem harpuna,
Przebił trzy U-Booty.

Płynie sobie rower wodny,
Płynie sobie rower wodny,
Jak w niego przyp…my,
To będzie podwodny.

Bosman na gitarze grywa,
Idzie mu to całkiem klawo,
Czasem chwyty pop..oli,
Wszyscy biją brawo.

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pew pew pew pew niuuuuuuuuuuum czitel

HALO KARTHUS HALOO!

Plusy
- oprawa muzyczna
- grafika
- dobre sterowanie
- dobra na słabe komputery

Wady
- mało leveli ( reszta w dlc)

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