I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don't think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.

he asked me to prom and took home all of the school staff. i let him into my heart and he left me as a fool. should of wore my good walmart shoes.

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I can't believe you banned me for extracting a confession of guilt and regret from an evil man, who insulted the rolling-release majesty of Archlinux. Blessed be thy compiler, base-devel, and holy blood, thine XFCE desktop chapel. You are a spoliator, and a UNIX race-traitor, and I, under UNIX moon and linux-firmware star, Linux Jesus.

Love, Celb ♥♥♥♥♥♥

maybe could port some boob pphysics from tekken or something but the igor lookin girls arent a big issue for me actualy kinda kinky u know so ya

Oh my god your hot, whens the last time you got a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Cause i wanna bring it to you, thats right, all 3 inches. Ya, im gonna do you from behind and im gonna look at your bootyhole, and your your gonna be like "Don't look at my booty hole, thats where i poop from!" And im gonna be like "Shut up ♥♥♥♥♥!" And your gonna be like "ok sir, please slap my ♥♥♥♥♥♥s." And im gonna reach around and be like "slap slap slap." And you'll be like "That kind hurts a bit, but ok." Then i'll pull out and blast a load on your chest like a shotgun. Your gonna be walking bowlegged, like you have to poop, for a week. And people will see you and be like. "Wow, she must need to poop." You poop right? Of course you do, God thats hot, i think i just came a little. God Im so hungry and scared. God your banging, i would spread your cheeks and eat beans and rice outta them. BEANS AND RICE BABY!