What?!

You're... You're a girl with farting tits???

HOMANA HOMANA HOMANA HUUUH?!

*eyes spring out of head*

BOINGOINGOING

*jaw drops to floor*

DUHHHHHH

*old time car horn blares*

AWOOOOOOOGA

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like owo nya? :3c hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like uwaaa~! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

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♥♥♥♥ is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of ♥♥♥ down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with ♥♥♥ all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your ♥♥♥♥….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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MY ♥♥♥♥
MY ♥♥♥♥!
CHEESY ON MY PEENY
AND SOME SAUCE A ON MY BALLS

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♥♥♥♥ is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of ♥♥♥ down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with ♥♥♥ all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your ♥♥♥♥….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥ 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥ 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search for new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦 gravy 💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe 😟. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut 😽😽. Happy ♥♥♥♥ 🐓 gobbling 👄 thursday 👌

Happy🙌 SPANKSgiving💦👅 you turkey🦃 ass hoe😂😍 I am thankful👌🙏 for that ass😛🍑 just like the pilgrims🎩 and the Indians🏕 you will😋 gobble🦃 gobble👅 gobble👄 on that ♥♥♥♥😩🍆 ONLY😤 if you send📬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your BADDEST HOEkies🦃💦😎 if you get 0️⃣ back you an ugly😂 ♥♥♥♥♥😐 if you get 5️⃣ back you a bad🙅 thot💅 if you get 🔟 back you a thankful🙌 ass🍑 ♥♥♥♥♥😂👅💘‼️ If you don't😳 send📩 this to 🔟 HOES👯 you won't❌ get ANY0️⃣ ♥♥♥♥ for DICKember⛄️❄️ and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😋💦

IF YOU PLAN TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE COLD ❄️⛄️ WINTER INTO DICKTEMBER YOURE IN FOR A REAL TREAT 🎁 YOUVE PROBABLY ALREADY HAD THAT STOCKING STUFFED A FEW TIMES 🎅🏻🍆 SO NOBODYS GONNA BE CALLING YOU MARY 💁🏻👶🏻 BUT THATS OK BECAUSE YOU GOT THAT 💍👑 FROM YOUR GRINCH DADDY🐸💋 IF YOU MAKE IT THIS FAR 🏅YOU WONT BE HUSTLING THROUGH THE HOLIDAYS AGAIN AFTER THE NEW YEAR 👏🏻❗️🎉 JUST DONT LET YOUR MAN GET SNATCHED BY SOME BINCH WHO READS THIS IN 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣7️⃣ ❤️ (part 2)

ATTENTION PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE SLUTS☕️💅🏽👄GOTTA SAVE THOSE FUNDS FOR THE WINTER HOLIDAY 💵❄️ FIRST ♥♥♥♥ COCKTOBER ❗️PULL OUT YOUR SLUTTIEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME 👯👹 AND IF YOURE LUCKY YOU MIGHT GET YOUR PUMPKIN SMASHED 👊🏼🎃 DONT SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY IN ONE PLACE NUTVEMBER WONT ♥♥♥ CHEAP 💵💵💵 IF YOU WANNA GET YOUR TURKEY 🦃 🍺STUFFED YOURE GONNA TO RIDE THAT SQUASH 🍆🌽 LIKE ITS THE MAYFLOWERS MAIDEN VOYAGE 🛳⚓️🏄🏼 (part 1)

Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your ♥♥♥♥♥ 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ ♥♥♥♥♥ will be filled with naationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and ♥♥♥♥ 🍆! (part 2)

Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! (part 1)

BACK 👏THAT 👏ASS 👏UP!
Send this to 5⃣ thotties you wanna see back it up like a big truck 👅💦🍑 if you get zero ⭕️ back that ass be deflated 😷

Happy PresiDICK’S 🍆🍌🌽 DAY‼️ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES 👬👬 of our nation 🇺🇸🇺🇸 George SLUTsington 👯👯, Benjamin SPANKlin👋🍑, John HanCOCK 🍆🌽💦💦💦 These POUNDING 🔨⚒ fathers ERECTED ⬆️⬆️ their 😻📃♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dongs 😍🍌for LADY LIBERTY 🗽👅🙀 Raise that ASS 🍑 to 💦💦 Abraham LinCUM 💦💦, 🌲 WOODrow Wilson 😏🌲😉, Bill CLIT-on 👌👈, and the CUMmander in chief, 👦🍆👀BarCOCK Obama 👦🍆👀 Don’t forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE 👀😩 DICKlared war 🔫💣 on those CUMMIES 💦💂💂 Share in ♋️ SUCKonds or you won’t be pounding 🔨that presidential ♥♥♥♥♥ 🙀🙀 Get 5️⃣ back and ur a White House HOE 🏠 Get 🔟 back and ur the SUCKretary of state 📔😙🇺🇸 Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan 😩😩💦💦💦💦💦 HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑

🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa’s 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint ♥♥♥♥♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼🍼🍼 for those cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍆🍆send to 5️⃣ of ur thottiest elf HOES 🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼👯👯 or santas ♥♥♥♥ will NOT b happy 🎅🏿🍆🙅🏼🙅🏼🍆send to 🔟 slutty gingerbread men🍪🍒🍆 and receive ➡️➡️ a REAL gift in that stocking ⛸⛸⛸🎄🎄 like a big 🍆 ol 🎄 ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍒🍒🙆🏼 send to 1️⃣5️⃣ and santa’s christmas pole 💈💈💈 will unload 💦💦 allll over your tree🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🙆🏼🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿

What’s good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌

ATTENTION ❗️❕❗️New year🍾🎉🎊new ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆 Your year may have SUCCed 🍆👅💦 but it could be MUCH ➕ worse! We felt the Bern 🔥 on that ASS 🍑 BUTT got SCREWED 🔩🔩 by Killary 🔪🔪🔪, the ZodiCOCK killer 🐓🗡has reemerged, we got trAined by our PokéMASTER ⛓, Harambe 🐒 was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆👄, and Donald TRUMPET 🎺🎺🎺 has grabbed AmeriCUM 🇺🇸💦by the ♥♥♥♥♥ 🌮! ♥♥♥ 💦 on and bottle flip 🍼 that ASS 🍑🍑🍑 into 2017 the right way! HOE 👅👄returns↩️, refunds 💸, or exchanges 🔁 2017 has ♥♥♥ 💦 at last. Start out your year RIGHT ➡️ and SEND ✉️✉️✉️ this to 1️⃣7️⃣ sexy SLUTS 👸🏻🍆 in 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds or a creepy CLOWN 👹 will steal your ♥♥♥♥ 🍌🍌🍌 while you're catching ✋🏻 those 💤💤💤!

3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW ♥♥♥♥!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! 😈Get ready to POP THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF ♥♥♥,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY ♥♥♥♥♥, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT ♥♥♥♥! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼for 365 days of 2017 ♥♥♥♥! 👀🤙🏻Get 10 back and you’re a GRADE 🅰️CUMSLUT! 😛Get 5 back and you’ll be 🍆♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOWN🍆 ON THE REG! 🎉😋Get none back and you’re ♥♥♥♥♥ will stay dry as a biscuit in 2017! 😨😮☹️🙁

Merry Cummas!🎄It’s time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it’s the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won’t be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don’t forgot to wrap that ♥♥♥♥ up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your ♥♥♥ covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you’re a big ole stocking stuffer😜if you receive 10 back you’re a naughty little nutcracker🌰😩🐿now go find some mistletoe🌿 and give Rudolph a sloppy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥👅 underneath it and while you’re at it, go tell Santa what you want for Cummas and give him a lap dance🎿💃🏻while you’re at it😼

MERRY XXXMAS 😝🙏🏻🎄🕯 u lil ⭐️ yultide ⭐️ slut 💦💦💦 hopefully santa claus brought u only cHOEal 😫😫 bc uve been NAUGHTY 🤐👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👅💦🍆 this year! 😫 ♥♥♥♥♥ we know u were visited by three XXXMAS gHOEsts last night 😝💦💁🏼 Jesus just woke 👶🏻😫🙌🏻and u been up all night getting that spectral ♥♥♥♥ 🌬🌬🌬😜😜 u been building snHOEmen ☃😛💦 making snHOEangels 👏🏻👏🏻 and making lil gingerbread SLUTS 👩🏽👦🏽🍪 in anticip8tion of today 🎄🎄🎄 drink thot HOEco 👅☕️😵 and most importantly get that NUTcracker 💦💦💦💦💦💯👅

HO(e) HO(e) HO(e) ‼️😜😜 ITS THAT TIME 🕝⌛️ oF yEAR AGAIN‼️ 📅🗓📌 💯 OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆👅💦ST. NICHOLAS™ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👀💦💦👅🍆😜😜 TO TOWWWNN ‼️🎅🎅🏡 BUT WAIT! 🙇😯 ♥♥♥♥♥ Clause has been WATCHIN YOU‼️👀👀 hes been takin NOTES 🕵📝📝🔭 👀😎he KNOWS if you've been NAUGHTY 👿👺or NICE 😇☀️👼if you've been GOOD for GOODNESS' SAKE 😇😌❤️💙😘 Daddy Nicholas will slide down into your CHIMNEY 🍆🍑😏 aND eat up 🍴😋your COO(ch)KIES nd MILK 🍪🍼👀😜👅💦💦😩👏👏😏 iF yoUVE been NAUGHTY 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO CHRISTMAS CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of Santa's lil ELF TWINKS 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you'll get Daddy Nicholas' suPER FESTIVE🎉🎁 THICC ♥♥♥♥‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩😍

That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging ♥♥♥♥♥.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃

Here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦

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